Gothamist: Transit Strike is Punchline Ready

kam

Thu, 22 Dec 2005 09:39:38 -0500

the nyc transit strike gave me AIDS :(

triumph

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 19:49:22 -0500

the mta is doing a great job... for me to poop on!! thats the best i could come up with, sorry

billy

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 17:57:17 -0500

gotta love conans hair!

cc

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 16:40:17 -0500

Conan is so hot.

Sue

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 16:24:12 -0500

Jay Leno is an asshole.

John

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 14:44:32 -0500

MTA managers are running some empty trains throughout the system to keep the rails polished and rust-free. That's probably what the J train you saw was doing, matt c.

Brian

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 14:24:19 -0500

buses, buses, buses.

thisisnuts

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 13:43:40 -0500

NYC Mayor Bloomberg peds his way to work across the Brooklyn Bridge this morning in what he describes as 'quite a pleasant walk, actually'. In attempts to gainmore favorable public opinion in light of failure to end the strike, he plans on walking to work tomorrow wearing nothing but boxers and flip-flops with the words 'Eat Me TWU!' spray-painted on his back.

Johnny 5

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 13:28:13 -0500

This would be an opportune moment for Gothamist to do a large story on the benefits of Opto trains and why we should start using them on the L line.

HankerHunka

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 13:11:41 -0500

How many striking NY transit workers does it take to change a light bulb? None of your damn business!

MT

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 12:43:26 -0500

That would be awesome! Talk about teaching a lesson and helping out those who really need it.

krackilow

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 12:41:04 -0500

That J train is robotically operated - they've just announced that all MTA employees are fired and are being replaced by robots and katrina victims.

dstein

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 12:39:51 -0500

Can we start calling the TWU the T Triple-U?

matt c

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 12:33:57 -0500

What the hell? The J train just went by my house. (Not a joke)

riffola

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 12:32:30 -0500

I thought Conan's car pool van segment was funny. I also like that he had the audience give themselves a round of applause for making it to the show.

mark

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 12:30:40 -0500

please tell me that gothamist doesn't use newsmax as any kind of reputable source for anything. heck, it wouldn't surprise me if they even made up those jokes.

tien

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 12:15:13 -0500

leno has no right to joke about a transit strike as he drives anywhere anyway. what a douche.