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Cursed by Neighbors!

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Finn came back to his apartment in Williamsburg on Thursday to find this mysterious sticky-note on his door. Not recognizing the language, he did what any bright hipster would do: posted it to Flickr and Ask.Mefi and asked for help. Quite soon, the answers started rolling in, and it was bad news! He had been cursed in Hebrew:

"My guess is that it is some kind of a curse written by a native Yiddish speaker who is religious (hence the "basad" at the beginning). The curse itself is in "loshen koydesh" i.e. Hebrew but the names are written in Yiddish...the entire last two lines are a name of a person (two names actually). "hi-ku besanverim" is from the bible and literally means to blind someone. It was probably aimed at a specific tenant only they weren't sure about the apartment number."

Basically, walk through the door and you'll be struck blind. Yikes! Time to get a counter curse brewing.

"With Heaven's help, strike blind the people of this house." The two names at the end--Levy Yitshak ben Sara-Sasha and Nachman ben Feyga--most likely identify the tenants to whom the curse is directed.

Plenty of advice for counter-hexes and spiritual protection in the two threads-- quite a few people suggested Finn get a mezuzah, but we recommend the hamsa, which is better at warding off the evil-eye. Or better yet, just move to Park Slope!

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  • Sten60873

    I haven't been up to anything today. I don't care. I've just been staying at home not getting anything done. Basically not much happening right now. Maybe tomorrow. I guess it doesn't bother me.

  • Sten4761

    I've just been staying at home waiting for something to happen, but I don't care. Basically nothing seems worth thinking about. I can't be bothered with anything recently.

  • smitty

    and before the Hasidim there lived many people of Western European descent, including German Jews. And now there are hipsters and Hasidim. All neighborhoods change. Get over it.

  • Samantha T

    I think the whole post is a little offensive. Yeah, those wacky Williamsburg Hassids who have lived there a hell of a lot longer than said hipster.

  • G

    Can Gothamist please remove such blatantly offensive comments? Anti-semitism should not be tolerated anywhere, and a privately owned website should remove such comments.

  • speller

    Joe and Conan, I know that none of us read Gothamist for the grammar or spelling, but if you are going to be obnoxious do you have to be stupid as well?



    Joe: so glad to see another self-hating New York Jew, but you do know your name is spelled Lieberman, right?



    And Conan: look at the top of every single Gothamist page. Now look at the posted by line of this post. That letter between the b and the i in Jake's last name? It's a k. Not an L.



    Proofread people!

  • conan

    even a better suggestion, call Jake Doblin into action- to help you find an apt. in P.Slope and to help with the actual move...Pansy ass.

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