Extra, Extra

-The first substantial evidence that the Fire Perv is Peter Braunstein: He recently purchased fire fighter gear off eBay.
-Today is the fourth anniversary of the crash of Flight 587.
-The Post sort-of confirms what we already knew, namely that the cops are currently cracking down on bikers (we know, we know, bicyclists).
-So you're out on bail after an accident in which you were driving drunk and your friend was killed. Do you think it is a good idea for you, your mother and two of your friend to break into a police lot to retrieve things from your impounded car?
-Ford introduced some real hybrid taxis.
-Police are on the look out for an elevator robber in the Bronx.
-Looking to get some exercise tomorrow? Why not walk Broadway for the entire length of Manhattan?
-Bob Saget wants to make a movie called "The Farce of the Penguins." The Olsen twins may lend their voices. Huh.
-Is anybody else fascinated by these pirate stories?