- The Egon Schiele show at the Neue seems to be the art show to beat this weekend. The Times gave it a mixed review (too broad, not enough sex), but it still sounds pretty dope. On view till February 20.
- Is it as sad as we think it is that every time we hear about another person who has fallen down an elevator shaft to their death, all we think about is L.A. Law?
- A cop who claims he was fired by the NYPD for running a website where other cops could rant is now suing.
- Remember when the Throgs Neck was cracking earlier than expected and trucks were banned during the day? Yeah, that ban didn't last long.
- Oh the Post, you do know how to make us smile to ourselves. Rupert's baby gave us both of our favorite headlines today. Second favorite: "Strapping Guy Pinched with 342 Bras" in which a Queens man is charged with swiping a very specific number of bras from a Victoria's Secret in Greenwich, Conn..
- Favorite headline: "B'Klyn Crass Menagerie" in which a man evicted from his apartment leaves his landlord three pythons, a California King snake, a tarantula and two dead piranhas as back rent.
- Ever think "Man, I love that Critical Mass but I wish it had more costumes. And a house party at the end." You did? Then the Midnight Ridazz is for you. Ride starts at the George Washington statue at the Brooklyn base of the Williamsburg Bridge at 10:30 p.m..

"Mother and Child," 1910 by Egon Schiele