Gothamist: Sidewalk Sex is Hard

gina

Mon, 17 Oct 2005 17:59:12 -0500

The Post article says that the police found coke in the guy's pocket, which I think accounts for about 62% of the pantsless stupidity.

Jen W

Mon, 17 Oct 2005 16:08:12 -0500

Actually, a slightly longer skirt with an A-line gives you a little more coverage and wiggle room. But duh with the no underwear. If you can't manage that, you deserve to get caught.

your sister's gay boyfriend

Mon, 17 Oct 2005 15:45:56 -0500

Partly because Gothamist misspelled "Conlon".

fat asian baby

Mon, 17 Oct 2005 15:25:31 -0500

wait, why are their last names almost exactly the same?

your sister's gay boyfriend

Mon, 17 Oct 2005 14:42:31 -0500

Jen W's right that doing it in public and risking getting caught provide thrills. Not for me personally, but for some of your sisters I have dated. If you prefer not to be caught with your pants down - literally and otherwise - my advice is to wear a short skirt and no underwear.

lil miss

Mon, 17 Oct 2005 14:34:44 -0500

good god, I live on that block.

bob

Mon, 17 Oct 2005 14:24:39 -0500

why don't we do it in the road?

Jen W

Mon, 17 Oct 2005 14:14:42 -0500

But trying to get away with fucking in public is the point for some people, not a lack of venue. I think it's kind of hot. Is that wrong? (Yes.)

brianvan

Mon, 17 Oct 2005 14:03:42 -0500

Brilliant business idea: * Reserve hotel rooms * Rent out hour timeslots on the Internet for $100 a piece from 2pm through 4am. $50 non-refundable deposit. * Have a cleaning lady appear between sessions to tidy up the place. * Profit!!! You'd seriously clear $3000 a week doing this.

Kojak

Mon, 17 Oct 2005 13:49:25 -0500

This is exactly why New York needs Love Hotels that charge by the hour.