Gothamist: What Doormen Do

Susie

Tue, 04 Oct 2005 16:33:57 -0500

My doorman is one of the nicest people I know. AND, he is the epitome of discretion :-)

rick

Tue, 04 Oct 2005 15:51:33 -0500

I'll tell you what one of mine did -- he waited til I went on vacation, then used the key I leave at the door to enter my apartment, robbed me blind, then smudged the wall near a window to make it look like a robber climbed in a window (it fooled the NYPD.) Crazy-ass Serbian war-criminal motherf**ker, then proceeded to do the same thing to two other people in the building until he got hisself fired. That's one of the things doormen do. On the other hand, another doorman was always very nice to me.

jenna

Tue, 04 Oct 2005 12:57:49 -0500

I have a doorman who has been hitting on me pretty aggressively, which is not so awesome. Kind of creepy, knowing he has access to keys to my apartment, and he knows when I'm not home... ewwww...

smitty

Tue, 04 Oct 2005 12:15:16 -0500

no, because I live in greenwood. sigh.