- Oh, you better believe it: The MTA votes that open containers (to drink from) are forbidden on the subways, but they're okay on the platform; and now token clerks can refuse entry to service dogs if they seem like a threat somehow
- The Giants and Jets will share a stadium in NJ; the borough of Queens - and quite a few fans in Long Island - weep
- Fernando Ferrer went back to school and found himself in violation of regulations that say candidates cannot campaign in schools (he was there to give a speech; his camp claims he wasn't campaigning, but kids say he did say what he'd do if he were mayor)
- A four year-old girl was abandoned on a Queens street; the police are looking for more information
- Cops fired 77 shots at an ex-con who allegedly fired at them and did not put down his weapon; the ex-con was wounded
- A Brooklyn teacher was arrested for statutory rape; Newsday called it rape in the lede, whereas the Post just wrote that it was a "sexual affair"
- And our favorite tuber ever is a Neighborhoodie of the Day!