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Lots o' Weddings this week, so let's just skip the formalities and dive into the numbers:
Total Heterosexual Weddings Listed: 36
Total Homosexual Weddings Listed: 0
Average Age of Brides: 30.16
Average Age of Bridegrooms: 32.41
Oldest Bride: 56
Youngest Bride: 24
Oldest Groom: 55
Youngest Groom: 25
Average Age Difference: 2.52 years
Biggest Age Difference: 11 years
Number of Older Brides: 6
Number of Older Grooms: 23
Number of Same-age Couples: 7
Number of Native New Yorkers (State): 29
Number of Non-Native New Yorkers: 43
Number of Weddings Held Instate: 21
Number of Weddings Held Out of State: 15
Number of Yale Graduates: 6
Number of Harvard Graduates: 6
Number of University of Virginia Graduates: 4 (Bonus: they're all from two couples that are listed in a row!)
Number of Columbia Graduates: 4
Number of NYU Graduates: 2
Number of Emory Graduates: 2
Number of Graduates from Non-U.S. Schools: 1 (from the Ferrit Rietveld Academy in Amsterdam, no less)
Number of Grooms with no listed College: 2
Number of Brides with no listed College: 2
Number of Weddings Without Photos: 13
Number of Photos of Just the Bride: 3
Number of Photos of Just the Groom: 0
Number of Grooms Wearing Glasses in Photos: 1
Number of Brides Wearing Glasses in Photos: 0
Number of No Teeth Smiles in Photos: 1 Bride
Number of Bald Grooms: 1
What did you think of this weeks weddings/celebrations?
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not to be annoying or anything, but don't you think that "hetero-," and "homo-sexual" seem rather sterile. These are people, not just numbers. Therefore would you mind referring to them as "straight" and "gay" marriages. We're all people here you know.
I thought there was one gay wedding, but then it turned out "Travis" was a woman's name. I'm so easily fooled by the all-purpose names! I am also bitter, because Jennifer is all too common.
Silly buster, don't you know "Gay" is derogatory now, as is "Homosexual"? If you truly want to dunk your head in the politically-correct semantic bucket, use the term "same-sex". But don't use it for long, as it too will be verbum-non-grata soon enough. Or you can figure the lot of it is rubbish.