Moby Moves On Up to a Deluxe Apartment

Possibly the most famous vegan in the city, musician Moby is moving from the Lower East Side to Central Park West. Does this mean there will be a teany on the Upper West Side? Gothamist would love for it to be next to a traditionally old school, divey bar like P.D. O'Hurley's or the P&G. New York magazine reports that Bono, Nina Griscom, and Charles Rockefeller wrote recommendation letters for him to get the "Art Deco aerie," "wedding-cake-style apartment has five terraces, including two with 360-degree views stretching from the George Washington Bridge to JFK." Damn, maybe we should look into selling vegan muffins. Anyway, Moby will use his downtown apartment as an office, so don't worry, you'll still see him at teany and we can only hope MTV Cribs will revisit his home.