Gothamist: Danny "Misdemeanor" Hoyt Arraigned

themope

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 05:14:29 -0500

Here's his Myspace site: http://www.myspace.com/81872716

Ben Dover

Wed, 06 Dec 2006 21:24:44 -0500

The greatest misdemeanor of ALL is, judging by the looks of it, the crappy 'food' he serves. THAT alone should land him in Rikers for 6-12 months. PS: The asian ccick looks doable if not for the DRacula teeth. These guys must be British.

SketchedOut

Tue, 27 Sep 2005 10:58:38 -0500

Looks like someone tried the nut milk! http://www.flickr.com/photos/99383470@N00/4172454/

suzy

Fri, 02 Sep 2005 23:10:36 -0500

just wondering ... what do they use for fire in raw food hell?

Dan Hoyt

Fri, 02 Sep 2005 18:36:40 -0500

Asian girls dig me.

Like it is

Fri, 02 Sep 2005 13:58:34 -0500

Only a misdemeanor?? No big deal. Hey, give that man his metrocard back now! Ladies, do not be surprised if Mr. Misdemeanor returns to your local subway train.

Zudz

Fri, 02 Sep 2005 13:38:38 -0500

"I didn't do anything."-Dan Hoyt, 8/31/05 "It's a misdemeanor."-Dan Hoyt, 9/1/05 Future Danny quotes: "I made a mistake."-9/6/05 "My fellow inmates call me 'Chef.'"- 11/16/05 "Prison taught me a lot."-1/5/06 "I've accepted Jesus into my life."-1/15/06 "I didn't do anything."-2/1/06

jizzbomb

Fri, 02 Sep 2005 11:12:37 -0500

that restaurant is disgusting! not cause of hoyt but everybody looks SOOO ugly!!! hoyt and his wife look like their parents kicked them in the face when they were kids. How can anybody eat food prepared by hideous UGGOS?

dude

Fri, 02 Sep 2005 09:40:45 -0500

I know that the menu is a running joke, but this one "popped up" for me: berry carob mousse pie a nut crust filled with a divinely creamy mousse and fresh berries of the day topped with "creme" I swear the quotes on "creme" were alreaady there...

SketchedOut

Fri, 02 Sep 2005 09:21:17 -0500

RocknRope: I wonder if they serve raw food in prison...perhaps NUT MILK?!

dano

Fri, 02 Sep 2005 09:20:39 -0500

That first picture is a doozie

lp

Fri, 02 Sep 2005 08:54:37 -0500

Hopefully Dan Hoyt won't "get off" so easily.

Rocknrope

Fri, 02 Sep 2005 08:09:43 -0500

Hopefully, we'll see that smugness fade as his two restaurants go down the crapper. Pretty soon they'll be promoting "Free Nut Meat" Night at both locations. Let the nut meat/milk comments commence...

threetoedsloth

Fri, 02 Sep 2005 08:03:04 -0500

I'm curious as to how his co-owner of the restaurant got to be his EX-wife. Is it that she found out that he was creepy and divorced him? And if so, why is she still in business with him? The mysteries never cease.