Gothamist: Suspected Subway Pleasurer Arrested

jill

Tue, 29 May 2007 16:24:35 -0500

We need to put more young men in prisons that feel they can jerk off in front of a woman.

reporter

Tue, 06 Sep 2005 13:14:01 -0500

I'm working a story about Dan Hoyt... Does anybody know people who've worked with Dan at Quintessence? Thanks! reporter646@yahoo.com

abc3

Fri, 02 Sep 2005 01:07:09 -0500

Yeah - what's up with that? The owners of Pure Food and Wine - an even more expensive raw establishment -melted down this summer (break-up, alleged fights, cheating, police reports, etc.) and have been all over the gossip columns. I went in there earlier this summer and the people working there were all talking about it under their breath - not the most healing environment. It would be great to have a place where people actually walked their talk.

abc3

Fri, 02 Sep 2005 01:06:22 -0500

Yeah - what's up with that? The owners of Pure Food and Wine - an even more expensive raw establishment -melted down this summer (break-up, fights, cheating, police reports, etc.) and have been all over the gossip columns. I went in there earlier this summer and the people working there were all talking about it under their breath - not the most healing environment. It would be great to have a place where people actually walked their talk.

lesG

Fri, 02 Sep 2005 00:20:43 -0500

Okay, I've eaten at Quintessence many, many times and now I'm getting quesy at the thought of those lovely, milky coconut shakes. My boyfriend always joked about the white milky substance that "chicks dig", but I'm suddenly getting flashes of those guys dropping their seed in the buffet at the midtown delis. Gross, gross, gross. What is with the holistic community? There are so many bizarre sex scandals and blow ups and break ups, it makes me wonder why we pay so much money this shit. Grrr....

Jack

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 18:18:24 -0500

You know what Dan Hoyt is an anagram for? Hand Toy!

SketchedOut

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 15:54:19 -0500

Zudz-so funny! Instead of Nut Milk or Nut Meat, I think I'll go for the Balls: Inspired by a popular Indian Dish. These soft and moist vegetables balls are made with sprouted chic pea...

alex

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 15:22:30 -0500

And also one of the fewer places (outside of subway cars) where you can get nut milk....mmmmmmmm good.

Zudz

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 15:21:39 -0500

Restaurant review: QUINTESSENCE. Chef Dan Hoyt really takes things into his hands at Quintessence. It's not for nothing that his nickname in vegan circles is "Dan the Pleasure Man"; Chef Hoyt knows how to squeeze every bit of goodness out of a raw stalk. He must have a magic wand! Where to begin? Well, with an appetizer of course. Start with a delicious hand roll or grab a carrot smothered in creamy nut cheese. Delicious! Even after the starters at Quintessence, you'll be determined to come again! Now you're ready for the main course: Personally, I love the shrimp stick (don't let the name fool you-- it's quite big!) served with vegetables Asian style-- just the way Dan likes 'em! Also recommended is the noodle stir-fry with sticky seeds. For dessert? The "decadent" banana creme pie, of course, topped with Dan's signature coconut creme. Quintessence a perfect date restaurant, but if you're like me, you don't need to bring a special someone: just hop on the train and go solo!

Rocknrope

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 15:13:21 -0500

I'm actually going to go to Quintessence to try the nut meat.

SketchedOut

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 14:27:11 -0500

Brightliner...You're forgetting that Quintessence is one of the few places in the City where one can get fresh Nut Meat: A very tasty pinenut meat seasoned with fresh country-style herbs.

Brightliner

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 14:19:40 -0500

I think it's a foregone conclusion that Quintessence is history. I can already imagine business dropping through the basement.

pugsley

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 13:47:29 -0500

As the home of the first internationally renowned public masterbater, the east village is once again a leader of the cultural vanguard. Although Paris, London or Rome may have accomplished, prolific public masterbaters they are mere amatuerish, anonymous pikers in comparison.

alex

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 13:34:44 -0500

Apparently his nuts do produce milk but only in subways cars

SketchedOut

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 12:18:38 -0500

Wait. Nuts produce milk? Bwahahahhah!

oh please

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 11:53:31 -0500

yeah, prison will really reform him! hooray for us!

Nut Milk Jr.

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 11:35:11 -0500

Stop laughing at Nut Milk, that's my dad's name.

smitty

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 11:02:49 -0500

gotta love public humiliation. he should have to wear a milky white M pinned to his shirt. or P for Perv.

jizzbomb

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 10:44:04 -0500

Hoyt and the Quintessence menu. the joke that keeps on giving. I swear to god this has been the funniest thing I've seen in ages.

Meredith

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 10:36:27 -0500

Ugh!! Haha.

conductor

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 10:06:20 -0500

Next stop is Hoyt–Show-me-porn. [ugh]

Beavis

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 09:57:35 -0500

hmhm. hmmm huhhh huhh! hmmm hmmmmm.

SketchedOut

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 09:37:21 -0500

Jackhammer: Hahahhahah! Nut milk!!!

jackhammer

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 09:08:27 -0500

"At Quintessence on E. 10th St., which serves healthy fare like hemp seed burgers and nut milk, workers were mum about the boss's alleged peccadilloes." hahahahahah they serve NUT MILK!!!!!!!

jizzbomb

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 08:35:18 -0500

What? showing your schlong to chicks is illegal? Note to self: stop it.

merriam-webster

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 08:23:08 -0500

quin•tes•sence kwin-'te-s&n(t)s noun 2: the essence of a thing in its purest and most concentrated form

Kojak

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 08:21:39 -0500

lol Busted. The Camerawoman should get the Key to the City.