Extra, Extra

- Hey, wacky junkie Jewels, last seen on the ground in the NY Times, talks to the Village Voice!
- A small group of fans rallied in Queens as Jets President Jay Cross met with varius Queens politicos - people will take any reason to tailgate on a work day
- The police bust a crack den across the street from the 92nd Street Y; and tomorrow, there's a 2PM program of Better than the Book? featuring that modern classic, Clueless (Is there no better burn than "You're a virgin who can't drive"?)
- Why does Gothamist feel dirty for believing in evolution?
- Dwigth Gooden is a wanted fugitive! The police even contacted "his most recent employer, the New York Yankees"... we can only imagine what the Boss might have said.
- The Guggenheim is getting a facelift; as gorgeous as they are, those Frank Lloyd Wright buildings always have problems
- Mayor Bloomberg reroutes calls to his Upper East side townhouse to 311 because too many people are calling him at home; hey, Hizzoner, we're paying you to work for us, not to sleep!
- And the wait is over: Four Four has a new recap of Being Bobby Brown