Extra, Extra...

- Newsday reports the Parks Department is considering various ways to kill the dangerous snakehead fish. Hilariously, one of the suggestion is "salting" it (okay, it's just raising the saline level of the lake, but still).
- The Yankees fan who fell/jumped onto the net behind home plate is facing charges. Parents everywhere will be saying, "If your friend dared you to jump off the upper deck at Yankee Stadium, would you do it?" But let it be said that the wedgie the police gave him when they yanked him up looked pretty bad.
- WNYC's Brian Lehrer Blog contemplates possible photoshopping on the NYC Campaign Finance Board's website. Our take: They needed to get the people to all wear blue-toned clothes somehow!
- The Landings II at Fresh Creek is the greenest block in Brooklyn!
- It's another Catholic church scandal, but at least it doesn't involve pedophilia: The rector at St. Patrick's Cathedral has been having an affair with a married secretary. It's not the Thorn Birds, but we'll take it.
- Did the prosecution take RICO 101? Because the judge for the trial of the two alleged detectives-turned-mob hitmen says there are problems with the indictment.
- Lenny Kravitz is looking at a $50 mil fixer-upper on 5th Ave. One bathroom reportedly has a small toilet, which is bad since Lenny has had poop problems before.