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Gothamist's head is about to explode, because the San Diego Zoo has just confirmed that Bai Yun has given birth! Bai Yun has been the most productive panda mom in America, as she's given birth to Hua Mei (who later had twins after watching panda porn) and Mei Sheng (although zookeepers weren't sure which male was the father). Gothamist will now have to visit San Diego Zoo again, now that the new Panda Research Station can hold up to six pandas. Six! Gothamist must start our letter...no, email campaign to bring pandas to NYC now!
Our visit to the San Diego pandas: Bai Yun, Gao Gao, and baby Mei Sheng.
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That's it... This rampant overpopulation simply cannot continue.
Time for a good old-fashioned panda hunt.
Maybe the Panda Research Station should stop knocking up these poor Pandas as if they were baby making machines and start researching Panda Condoms.