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After School Specials

After School Specials. You remember them. You learned from them. They made you scared of candy, your own body, and even that older gentleman who lived nextdoor.

In an effort to look back on the awkward years of adolescence and understand them better, UnionDocs will be screening two masterpieces selected from ABC's After School Specials tonight.

The first, Schoolboy Father (1980), features a very, very young Rob Lowe who must deal with the consequences of his summer camp conquest (Dana Plato, of Different Strokes). Rest assured that after witnessing young Rob's transformation, you will never look at a school, boy, or father in quite the same way again.

The second, Ace Hits the Big Time (1985), is almost indescribable. Part musical, part parody, part deconstruction of the narrative form, this life lesson features Rob Stone of Mr. Belvedere fame. What should you do when dropped into the middle of a gang war, especially when it's between the Purple Falcons and the Piranhas, two flamboyantly-dressed rivals? Well, you better come or you'll never know.

2005_07_artsschoolboyfather.jpgDespite having missed these two specials when they originally aired, Gothamist somehow made it through the teen years without joining a gang or becoming a schoolboy father.

Each screening will be preceded by short UnionDocs presentations on adolescence.

UnionDocs is located at 322 Union Avenue, Williamsburg. 8:30p show. $5 suggested donation, beer provided.

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  • ethos

    sorry, I meant "plate glass windows."

  • ethos

    Can someone please help me on this? I've heard of 3 movies where Helen Hunt jumps out of a window on a drug overdose: One was supposedly called "Twelve O'Clock High," then it was a movie called "Angel Dusted," then "Desperate Lives." (I remember seeing this movie when I was a kid too, it also had the guy from "On Golden Pond" in it.)

    So I'm confused: which of those movies had Helen Hunt in it... or did she have a clause in her film contract where she had to jump out of plate glass movies in every movie?

  • tina

    and to think that she went on to win an oscar!

  • davey

    that sounds about right. funnily enough, when i first saw her in "mad about you", i thought, 'hey, that's the girl from the abc afterschool special.'

  • kate

    the helen hunt special was about drugs -- she played a girl who took acid, saw elephants (pink?) and then jumped out the school window. i think.



    at least that's how i remember it, and it scared me off from drugs for life!

  • Brightliner

    Hey, Jen, don't be dissing the Afterschool Specials. They were da bomb! (Is that what the kids say today?)



    I don't remember much about them, but I did watch them at times. Although mostly because they pre-empted the 4:30 Movie. I do remember one about a pair of sisters and one of them fell out of a treehouse, broke her neck and died. Damn, but they were depressing.



    Wouldn't it have been more than a little difficult for you to become a Schoolboy Father even if you wanted to, Jen?

  • davey

    i remember one with a very young helen hunt, but can't recall what it was about. i wonder how many now-famous actors and actresses got their start in abc afterschool specials?

  • WNYC's On The Media recently had a great segment looking back at the Afterschool Specials. Here's a transcript.

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