Gothamist: The Senior Senator's Stomach

Jason Gooljar

Wed, 29 Jun 2005 15:30:10 -0500

Alright, for a weblog/online newspaper I guess Gothamist could make this post work. But, hey so he's a little overweight. I'm 26 and I admit I have a not for tv stomach. But I don't really care about my looks really LOL. They have never helped me get anywhere, anything or anyone. But like they say keep away from those carbs!

Jen

Wed, 29 Jun 2005 12:11:58 -0500

I was personally very shocked by this photograph.

Hard Work, Results for New York

Wed, 29 Jun 2005 10:09:31 -0500

c'mon - this is beneath all of us - and we have low standards to start with.... now who agrees with me that Chuck's NYC press secy, risa, is hot?

lucas

Tue, 28 Jun 2005 14:32:06 -0500

This is newsworthy! Must be a slow week, nah!that's just terrible journalism.

elise

Tue, 28 Jun 2005 14:27:11 -0500

what poor intern had to do the research for this mediochre news item? it's trying to be funny, but it's just boring. i've seen much better and funnier content on this site.

Chris

Tue, 28 Jun 2005 13:56:37 -0500

Wow, a 55-year-old man who's gained some weight after 25 years of marriage -- that's NEWS! Seriously, though, why is supposed to be so noteworthy? And why does this mean he's "let himself go"?

fat stinking hog

Tue, 28 Jun 2005 12:19:09 -0500

He would definitely pass Looking like a Jewish Stereotype 101. Wouldn't it be cool if he were scandinavian or something so when someone asks "R U Jewish?" he can say "you racist bastard! why? cause I've got a heebish nose?" "Screw you, I'm scandinavian!"

hr

Tue, 28 Jun 2005 11:48:15 -0500

he looks a little faggy there. hands on the hips, with the rainbow flag looking like it;s sticking out of his pocket, pink shirt ....

dhex

Tue, 28 Jun 2005 11:37:00 -0500

wherever hangnails threaten socks, chuck schumer will be there!

bob denver

Tue, 28 Jun 2005 11:17:25 -0500

The only reason Schumer got elected in the first place is because of his striking resemblence to the Coney Island funhouse mascot. Voters subliiminally noticed this. Now that he has let himself go and looks less like the funhouse guy he will get taken to the cleaners in the next election. His habit of trying to regulate everything in existence is getting a bit tiresome anyway.