Gothamist: More Sidewalk, Less Cars for Times Square?

Scottz

Fri, 03 Mar 2006 12:44:49 -0500

The man's bulge protruding from a cowboy's thong :D

Kojak

Thu, 02 Jun 2005 22:47:08 -0500

par3182: Depends on the type of nudity. Do you want to see man bulge protruding from a cowboy's thong underwear, or topless hooter girls? I'll choose the hooter girls.

par3182

Thu, 02 Jun 2005 22:28:03 -0500

ban the naked cowboy? no way. what times square needs is MORE nudity.

Keith

Thu, 02 Jun 2005 14:43:33 -0500

I say just release some lions and other predatory beasts into the area. That should keep the crowds moving fast and thin them out a bit.

Captain Midnight

Thu, 02 Jun 2005 13:02:03 -0500

Can't say as I like their plans to redo TKTS, though. Make it a bit neater and sturdier, sure, but don't change it. After 32 years, it's a NY fixture with its own distinctive style. Is it too late to get the Landmarks Commission involved? They could always do that "people mover" idea that Albert Speer suggested for Broadway over 125 years ago. A moving sidewalk would force tourists to keep moving, although it might be impossible in today's litigious environment.

NY Grammarian

Thu, 02 Jun 2005 11:45:45 -0500

And now for the grammatically correct title to this piece: More Sidewalk, Fewer Cars for Times Square?

Kojak

Thu, 02 Jun 2005 10:31:57 -0500

Oh, what about those israelites? Are they still there? I understand they have a right to protest but they do get in the way.

Kojak

Thu, 02 Jun 2005 10:29:19 -0500

Agreed. I have been blinded many times by that skimpy cowboy. The police should make him wear pants or fine him.

King Hippo

Thu, 02 Jun 2005 10:25:42 -0500

Obviously the solution is more tourist wranglers to keep them doggies moving. Maybe that and the introduction of predators to thin the herd. Maybe cougars.

tien

Thu, 02 Jun 2005 10:04:01 -0500

i'm upset that there are no plans to ban the naked cowboy.

candleblue

Thu, 02 Jun 2005 09:56:10 -0500

the first sentence is one of the most belabored puns ever! i love it, though.