Just what everyone needs: Some pot-bust-and-police-bribe humor! The NY Post reports that two police officers busted 20 year old Marco Germosen for smoking pot outside of Happy Ending on Broome Street around 6AM. Then at the station house, Germosen "tried to bribe the cops, offering them $600 to cut him loose." At the station house! Not only is bribing a police officer illegal, but to do it at the station house? Gothamist supposes that his high wore off and Germosen thought he was thinking straight - little did he know that his proposition was taped. So now Germosen will face bribery, as well as possession of illegal substance charges.