Dirk

Thu, 28 Apr 2005 14:42:22 -0500

D'oh!

Josh

Thu, 28 Apr 2005 11:00:37 -0500

The quote from the kid's mom is priceless: "I can't thank the police enough for finding my boy, even though they arrested my husband."

Richie Boy

Thu, 28 Apr 2005 10:38:05 -0500

That kid is amazing. I have decades on the lad and I can't even dress myself properly, find the correct bus to take in Queens, and successfully sneak into a movie. I'll be lucky if I make it out of my apartment with clothing and a demeanor that won't mark me socially backwards, spurring people to jeer and throw rocks at me. A few things about the NY Post article: 1. Have you seen the photo of the kid? He looks hipper than 90 percent of adults. He is wearing a blazer, cool jeans and sneakers. Whatever happened to kids wearing five-dollar Toughskins pants and a stained t-shirt? 2. The mom said he paid for the bus fare with his own money. A three-year-old has his own money? OK, this kid is so far advanced I am wondering if he has aged backwards like Mork from Ork’s son, Jonathan Winters. 3. The dad was charged with endangering the welfare of a child. Man, a guy falls asleep on the couch and the next thing he knows there is a massive manhunt for his kid and he is in jail. I’m not sure what to think of the charge. Homer Simpson would be royally screwed if he was in real life.

Jen

Thu, 28 Apr 2005 09:50:13 -0500

Well, the other thing is that a security guard at the movie theater said a woman told him "that's not my kid" so the security guard let him watch (told him to "enjoy" the movie) the movie while he called the police.

tien

Thu, 28 Apr 2005 09:01:04 -0500

wow, was the movie that good?

Gothamist: What Three Year Olds Will Do to See Movies

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