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Subway Scientologists Sacked

2005_03_scientologysubways.jpgMonths after the poster incident, the NY Times heads to the bowels of the Times Square subway station where the Scientologists are trying to de-stress New Yorkers. Whatever you may think of the Scientologists (Tom Cruise! Aliens! John Travolta! More aliens!), Gothamist has to give it up to them for picking one of the more insane subway stations to prey upon traumatized commuters and naive tourists who think "Wow, the secrets to a stress-free life are in that folding chair with those overeager people." Also lucky for the Scientologists in Times Square: The public toilets are right around the corner. Anyway, the police have decided that the Scientologists' sale of Dianetics (we can't help but think of the Dianetics TV commercial music when we see the word) violates New York City Transit rules about vending (there is none) in the subways - the NYPD used plainclothes detectives and ejected some Scientologists from the station after issuing them summons. The Scientologists say the $8 they charge is not for the cost of the book but simply a "fixed donation," emphasizing that they are not a "commercial operation." The MTA scoffs at that, but Gothamist laughs at the MTA because it's not like the MTA knows what a sustaining money-making operation looks like.

Gawker on the Scientology subway poster and more on the poster from Office Gnome.

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  • www.clambake.org ...it's fun to ask the Scientologists in Times Square what OT (operating thetan) level they are, if they know they came from clams, and what they think of the galactic overlord setting off those hydrogen bombs..



    My favorite part is when I explain to them the "E-meter" is nothing more than bullsiht, an ohm meter (Wheatstone Bridge) that they help defraud people with.

  • Rob D

    Did anyone spot Beck on the poster? I can't find a high enough resolution picture of it.

  • He should join, and then quit. They will totally disavow him, cancel him off all the lists. Then they (the scientologist) will call his employers and harrass them, and destroy his life anyway possible.



    but he will be off the list.

  • Edith

    Somehow my son got on the Scientology mailing list some years ago. He no longer has interest in Scientology but still gets six or eight(sometimes 12) things from them in the mail each week. He has written to them to get off the mailing list, but to no avail.



    Any suggestions?

  • bob denver

    Sounds like the scientologists will have to go back to working their fake acting school angle.

  • ken

    The MTA scoffs at that, but Gothamist laughs at the MTA because it's not like the MTA knows what a sustaining money-making operation looks like.



    ohhh!!! that's low (but accurate).

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