Threesome Request Gone Wrong
The Daily News may have bad contest etiquette, but they do know news when they find it. Like this story about a man who was slashed because he asked a girl for a threesome - and the girl's boyfriend found out. Thanks to a loud cellphone, Pierre Delpeche overheard Furman Walker, whose girlfriend was speaking on the cellphone with Delpeche's girlfriend, say he wanted to have a threesome. Delpeche's girlfriend confirmed what Walker had said, and he told his girlfriend not to be friends with them anymore. Somehow, they decided to visit Walker and his girlfriend, but Delpeche confronted Walker and it ending with Delpeche "wielding a large kitchen knife" at the Jerk Hut restaurant in Elmont, stabbing Walker. And there was a gun involved as well, somehow, but Gothamist lost track when we realized that our lives were exciting enough.
Threesomes are never a good idea, as we know from Chasing Amy and Wild Things. And Threesome.
