The city is no longer awash in saffron, but we promise there is still a lot to do this weekend...

COMEDY: The "Dark Side of the Moon" Show: Buy, Beg, Borrow or Steal starts tonight at the UCB Theater. This totally psychadelic and surreal theater experience pokes fun at the popular rumor that The Wizard of OZ syncs up perfectly with Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon (it DOES. Instructions: wait for the 3rd lion roar before the movie starts to hit start the cd. Then smoke lots of pot and prepare to have your mind blown.) The play itself is about real estate brokers and it just happens to also sync up perfectly with Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon. Whoa. It's Glengarry Glenn Ross, meets The Wizard of OZ, meets you, at age 17, getting high in your parents basement. So grab your bong and head over to UCB.
Where: UCB Theater 307 West 26th Street [btwn 8th and 9th Avenues]
Buy Tickets Here.

MUSIC: WBAR, Barnard College Freeform Radio, ends their annual pledge drive this week with a closing ceremonies concert this Saturday. The show is a benefit for WBAR and the lineup is as follows: Dirty Projectors, Akron/Family, Other Passengers, Shot Heard Round the World. You can also donate online, it seems to be pledge time at stations around the country this week.
Where: The West End [2911 Broadway at 113th]

There are still tickets left for the Secret Machines show at Irving Plaza on Sunday. J. Mascis will be opening with the band Corecraft, his former Dinosaur Jr bandmate Lou Barlow played the city earlier this week.
Where: Irving Plaza 17 Irving Place [btwn 15th and 16th Streets]
[more weekend music options here]

THEATER: Monopoly!: Tesla, Edison, Microsoft, Wal-Mart and the War for Tomorrow is Mike Daisey's latest monologue which explores the warped genius of inventor Nikola Tesla and his war with Thomas Edison over electricity, then going further into more current events such as Microsoft's antitrust lawsuit. Tonight is the last night to catch it!
Where: Ohio Theater 66 Wooster Street [Spring & Broome]
Buy Tickets Here.

ART: Second Nature: New Works by Greg Lamarche opens tonight and runs through March 24th. Lamarche is a collagist and graffiti artist who has paired his obsessions and transcended them with his new works. The collages combine material found on the streets with graffiti, signage, design and words.
Where: Riviera Gallery 103 Metropolitan Avenue [Williamsburg]

This weekend also marks the opening of Ashes and Snow.
Where: Hudson River Parks Pier 54 [btwn 12th and 13th Streets]

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