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Avril Lavigne Kills Kittens

Word on the street is that Avril Lavigne kills kittens! We know- it's totally shocking and unexpected, but if someone took the time to put it on a sticker, it's almost certainly, absolutely true. [Related: NYC Streetart Project @ Flickr, with a comprehensive library of tags.]

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  • courtney

    you lires

  • courtney

    I think it's a rumor. Avril is my idol. Even if she did do this, I would still be her #1 fan.

  • Elizabeth

    Fu*k you's!

    Leave avril the hell alone!

    Sure; she's made some changes, but that doesn't give you the right to go of at her like this just because of some joke on a poster or a sticker or whatever!

    It's probably not even true! What kind of sick twisted person would kill a kitten? Besides; we aren't exactly sure what the phrase 'kills kittens' means.

    I'm willin' to bet that most of you freaks don't even know her or have met her or have even gone to her concerts! How would you like it if someone you didn't even know went behind your back and posted some stupid remark like that?

    So get a life and stop it!

    PS: HILARY DUFF SUX

  • Misty

    This is gay....

  • It's a reference to the infamous Fark.com cliche, as explained in their "Farkisms" page (excerpt below):



    Killing Kittens


    A reference to a photoshopped picture that originally appeared on Fark. It was a picture of Cliche Kitty being chased by two Domo-kuns with the caption "Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten." Usually used in reference to boobies links, e.g. "Wow she's hot, I'm going to go kill a few kittens"

    You can view the photoshop here.

  • anon

    submitter is out of the loop

  • It's true. She killed my kittens. I did put her in pet rehab but I guess she lost it again.

  • George

    MY fav is seeing how somebody tagged

    spam--->pork

    all over. especially since having porkspam be my screen name for over a decade...

  • Kojak

    Every time you Masturbate, you Kill a Kitten.

    She obviously has killed thousands of sweet innocent Kittens.

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