Gothamist: Be Martha Stewart's Slave!

Charles

Fri, 04 Feb 2005 11:46:13 -0500

This site says open casting call is for today Feb 4 but leads to the Donald Trump App process only. Does any one know how to audition for this?

hijiki

Wed, 02 Feb 2005 17:41:12 -0500

i'm totally gonna watch this!

Targetspierre

Wed, 02 Feb 2005 17:41:08 -0500

Reality television is all well and good, but what about Martha's long-standing entanglement with the ultimate Orwellian horror of our time -- CHAIN STORES!?!?!?!?

Nada

Wed, 02 Feb 2005 17:19:44 -0500

wait, how does one "pick" an egg? "pickle", perhaps? "gather"? if I have to shove my hand up the wrong side of a chicken to actually pluck the egg, this turns into more "Fear Factor" than "Apprentice".

Aaron

Wed, 02 Feb 2005 17:14:58 -0500

Brilliant. Brilliant. Brilliant!!!

S.D.

Wed, 02 Feb 2005 17:03:39 -0500

... ... She named a Dog Empress Wu? okaaaaay... (sigh) This is exactly why I don't bother with so called "Reality TV".

Tim N.

Wed, 02 Feb 2005 16:32:51 -0500

If I'm going to be Martha Stewart's slave, does that mean she's going to show me what she learned in prison? Glad to see she's held on to her dignity through her long ordeal.

Jay

Wed, 02 Feb 2005 16:20:12 -0500

So much for her not doing business while serving out her sentence. Or were the details of this worked out before she went to the can?

BrianVan

Wed, 02 Feb 2005 16:16:09 -0500

Ummm, what is this again, exactly? An arts and crafts job? Nationally televised? Potentially embarassing? And we have to be pretty? Society has hit a new low.