Gothamist: What To Say When You See Ethan Hawke

Hannah Collier

Sun, 24 Dec 2006 01:47:40 -0500

What!? You guys are crazy Ethan is way (un-comparably) better looking.. That guy has a chubby face

Dakota

Tue, 28 Mar 2006 03:38:03 -0500

OMGNW!!! I know Chris Pouy also. I've always thought he looks like that douche from Sugar Ray, but I've always suspected him of being even douchier. Now he also resembles the douche that was douchy enough to cheat on Uma Thurman. Douche.

Paul Keith

Tue, 28 Mar 2006 00:00:30 -0500

My friend Chris Pouy looks just like Mark McGrath! Now he looks just like Ethan Hawke too. I guess my point is that many people share similar features, but we are all different on the inside.

RyGar

Sun, 23 Jan 2005 22:22:21 -0500

Yes, both tools, but different variety of tools. Hawke's somewhat pretentious, but overall has a brain and his heart in the right place; McGrath is just worthless other than his debateable physical attractiveness.

Dirk

Fri, 21 Jan 2005 16:28:28 -0500

Ugh...they're both tools...though Hawke isn't nearly as bad as the McGrath.

Mark

Fri, 21 Jan 2005 13:03:40 -0500

Ahem--knowing about Sugar Ray back in the day isn't exactly something to show off. (It has about the same value as saying you've been a Britney Spears fan since '95.)

Rose

Fri, 21 Jan 2005 12:57:38 -0500

Sure, because "melting girls" don't know better than "hot women".

JR

Fri, 21 Jan 2005 11:09:21 -0500

When I worked for Atlantic Records, I was the guy who first brought Sugar Ray around the office to meet the staff (circa 1995 - yes they've been around that long). Of course there were a lot of melting girls all over the place. Not surprisingly, the chatter was "Oh my god! He looks like Ethan Hawke!"

B

Fri, 21 Jan 2005 10:51:48 -0500

i saw ethan hawke in an elevator last week, and it's true...all i could think was, "damn, you let uma get away." poor guy.

burt sampson

Fri, 21 Jan 2005 10:51:03 -0500

McGrath may be "hotter," but he seems much more like a beer-guzzling, fight-picking, alterna-jock meathead than Hawke, don't you think?

Rose

Fri, 21 Jan 2005 10:46:35 -0500

What? Mark McGrath is, of course, handsomer than Ethan Hawke. Maybe there's a nanometer similarity in the flare of their nostrils but otherwise I don't see it.

kevin r. scott

Fri, 21 Jan 2005 10:15:19 -0500

i think he [Ethan] will be facing the Uma question for a while...everytime she walks the red carpet or shows up in a movie... poor guy will have to pony up a response.

Tim N.

Fri, 21 Jan 2005 09:38:46 -0500

Mark McGrath should be so lucky. Great snarky story, helps get the day started. I used to live around the corner from the Corner Bistro, and used the see Ethan from time to time (usually on the street and alone, oddly enough). I was always temped to hand him a razor and the address of the nearest shelter. 'Course, then I realized who it was and thought I guess it's okay...

MT

Fri, 21 Jan 2005 09:16:12 -0500

GASP! Mark McGrath is exponentially cuter than Ethan Hawk. Tell me where I can stalk HIM!