Gothamist: Senator Schumer Eats Up Spotlight During Boring Senate Race

zdean

Thu, 07 Oct 2004 18:19:16 -0500

I call him Cluck Schumer, cuz he looks and acts just like a chicken pecking away at bird seed in a cage. "cluck cluck cluck cluck." Isn't it nice to know that our Rep's and Senators have a health plan that PAYS FOR HAIR TRANSPLANTS (actually, WE pay for their hair transplants). Go back, find pic's of Cluck from 6-7-8 yrs ago, his head is like a cue ball, bald as a baby's butt. Now he has hair. Same for plagerist Joe Biden; forehead as barren as can be, but now --- HAIR??!?!?! Nice work if you can get it, I guess, but at who's expense? OURS!

Howard

Tue, 05 Oct 2004 21:28:26 -0500

Let's not forget Honest Abe Hirschfeld.

Sterling

Tue, 05 Oct 2004 11:51:16 -0500

The only possible explanation for Schumer's ongoing career success and good luck is some sort of pact with the devil. He has the charisma of a rutebega, nobody likes him, he takes credit for things he had little to do with, and has accomplished almost nothing worth mentioning while in the Senate. He is actually a worse senator than Alphonse D'Amato was, which almost defies the laws of physics. (I believe D'Amato was also party to a demonic contract.)