September 19, 2004
Britney Spears Finally Becomes Mrs. Federline
Clever, clever Britney Spears. Not only does she plan her wedding to Kevin Federline - who is the 3 D's from the looks of things (dancer, deadbeatish dad, deadweight) - during Emmy weekend when all of the paparazzi is getting ready for tonight's TV festivities, she made sure Macaulay Culkin would take the headlines yesterday!
The Star reported that the wedding took place last night in Studio City, at the home of Britney's wedding planner's ex-husband, who also happened to be the groom's and groomsmen's tailor:
Only 20 immediate family members - including Britney's shocked mom and sister Jamie Lynn. Britney wore a strapless white dress by designer Monique L'Huillier, with long veil and tiara, and she carried a bouquet of pink and white roses. Kevin suited up in black tux. Five bridesmaids and a maid of honor all wore burgundy and carried red roses.Chicagoist on Britney's engagement ring and Gothamist on Britney's first marriage. And for many, many things Britney, check out Stereogum, unofficial chronicler of everyone's favorite Mouseketeer.
Guests dined on chicken fingers, crab cakes, ribs, Waldorf salad, and the newlyweds danced to Journey's City by the Bay. Britney gave Kevin a platinum ring with diamonds, and she got a platinum band.
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isnt that 4 D's?
Damn, I guess I have to wait another 24 hours before I am elligible again!
On the surface (skin level) they both look very attractive. When I look into their eyes--ugh! Not to be trusted, either of them.
Won't last longer then a month.
What a Drip.
Wow. Will this make 53 Hours??
What is it with her and Attached Men? Let me see if I have this right: After Marrying Jason Alexander for about 52 hours, Fooling around with a Very Married Columbus Short (With a Pregnent Wife no less), and she meets her "Soul Mate" in this un-enployed "Backup" Dancer?
"she got a platinum band."
Should that read "She Gave herself a Platinum band"?
As per MSNBC:
"In addition, the men in the wedding party donned matching warmup suits emblazoned with the word "Pimps" on the back. Classy!"
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I just can't do anything more with that one but I would not be surprised if it's true...
Studio City California? You'd think she's know better. I give it till she's Pregnant.
SD - pimps and hos weddings are all the rage, no?
Both of them are energy suckers. Being around them is exhausting--they suck people's energies.
Well, Tien, When *I* get married it won't be.
As per NY Daily News
'But no sooner had they swapped platinum wedding bands - plain for her, with diamonds for him - then Spears quickly changed into a velour sweatsuit for the supertacky afterparty at a Hollywood nightclub.'
'She ordered the entire wedding party to ditch their tuxedos and dresses for loungewear outfits, some of which were emblazoned with "Pimp" and "Pimp Daddy."'
'The couple exchanged vows, then guests dined on chicken fingers, crab cakes, ribs and Waldorf salad.'
Wow. Chicken fingers. She makes Millions and that's her reception? Guess she's saving it for Alimony (They DID get married in California).
I've taken so many Photo's for people's Wedding and I can't think of a Single time I've EVER seen chicken finger. (of course, I've only been to 10 in the last two years, so statistically, I may have missed it...)
Amazing. This is an example of where the truth is far stranger than Fiction.
Do you suppose JLo is quietly saying "Noooooo, don't marry tha Backup Dancer!!!"?
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Britney is adept at being delusional. And what fun reading about her idiotic life! Just makes me want to slit my wrists with anything around - plastic knife from the cafeteria, file folder edge, that sharp thing that cuts the tape on the tape dispenser, please just let me find something!