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Tattoo By Manhole

Liz Wallenberg; Photo: NY Post

In need of an original tattoo design? Park your ass or desired body part on a Con Ed manhole. That's not exactly what Liz Wallenberg did on Wednesday night, but that seemed to be the result. Skateboarding to a friend's show, she hit a bump in the road at 13th St. and 2nd Ave. After landing on the manhole, she felt the heat and then heard some sizzling, "I noticed it was kind of hot, but I didn't realize how bad it was until my skin started to sizzle." Mmm, mmm, nothing quite like burning flesh!

Wallenberg, a Williamsburg resident, said that the doctor at Beth Israel believed that a lot of the burn would scar permanently. She is considering legal action against Con Ed, which is now partially burnt onto her back. Wallenberg, a receptionist and DJ, is described by the Post as a 26 year old skateboarder. Note to the Post from Gothamist: no describing people as skateboarders unless they are Tony Hawk, et al.

Con Ed last came under fire for the death of Jodie Lane when she was electrocuted in the East Village. Gothamist on Jodie Lane.

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  • wow. that sucks. however it does look pretty cool too. im wondering what other tattoos on her body people are talking about...i dont see any. im also very curious about this "goo" they are putting on top of the manholes now. why is this manhole stuff just now starting to be a problem? it seems like they've been there long enough hat stuff like this should have started a long time ago...

  • Armitage

    take it like a man.

  • Jennifer

    I was burned by a manhole cover at the anti-RNC march last month. No joke, I stepped on it, some hot as hell slime splashed on my foot and I got a gross blistery pattern on said foot for a few days. The manholes recently have been covered in some sort of weird hot goo that I haven't noticed before. I work in Midtown and they are all covered in it. You see people dodging them as they cross the street and women in flip flops making "I'm in pain" faces when they step on them.

    I know this isn't an issue of national security or as tragic as a gang shoot-out, but has Con Ed made any statement as to what is happening with the covers?

  • I'd still fuck her.

  • Gary

    In the "old west" if a rancher put his brand on something unmarked and otherwise unclaimed, he owned it.

    Now that she's been branded, is Liz "Property of Con Ed" too?

  • DJ L-train is a pretty GRIEVOUS DJ name. sheesh.

    peece

    -DJ RapidlyGentrifyingBushwick

  • bobby lee

    Damn that looks painful...getting burnt is no joke. It sucks so many idiots seem to relate this accident to personal risk taken by an skateboarder. Con Ed sucks they do nothing to protect their customers as we all pay them on the regular but are we safe? I think the answer on that is abundantly clear.

    Liz about all the nasty blah blah blah on this site..FORGET IT!! I saw your picture in the post and i thought damn that chic's hot..Where's she been hidden? I know i'll be at that dj night trying to press up on that hot ass.

  • sheila

    I call 'em as I see 'em. Thx, S.

  • Yojimbot

    dj l train fret not...i'm sure you'll have a love-handle-laden settlement check...if not, i know a good laywer who hooked me up when i was burned when my building caught fire. seriously, you're temping days are over!

  • DJ L-TRAIN

    DJ L-TRAIN needs to make some money since i missed work and am not getting paid for it so, I am spinning tomorrow ...@ METROPOLITAN IN WILLIAMSBURG... come see just how fat i am... Can you bounce on my love handles? ......get a $2 beer and find out......559 Lorimer.

  • james

    Thanks Lewis - I can't believe it took over 40 comments for someone to finally start building a case to blame this on the Republicans. Jeez - for a minute there, I thought you people were getting soft.

  • Lewis

    Right on, Liz. Unfortunately, there is too much sneering going on in this culture. And the internet aids that because people can basically sneer and hide. And it's in politics too. Think about it--that is most of George Bush's campaign--sneer and smear and hide the facts. Unfortunately, that works for a significant proportion of the population.

  • Yojimbot

    liz i love you!

  • liz

    HA! man ..some of you are really really bored and insecure. I wish you all well and good health..oh yeah and lets hope you never receive an injury that should not have happened...and that you don't need to go to a plastic surgeon to remove scarring from your beautiful body, and that you don't get fat like me.

  • stuff

    lets get back to some basic logic here:

    while skateboarding does implicitly involve the threat of 'falling' and/or scraping one's skin...last i checked liz was not considering suing for the fact that she fell. also...had she fallen while walking, would you (sheila pay attention) still say that the activity of walking was hazardous as well (it being new york and all), and could result in 'scraping' that the walker is entirely accountable for ...hmm...hospitalization, pain meds, and severe burns ...are not things one must take into account when considering skateboarding or walking. but, ya, lets exonerate con edison, bitch liz out a bit for being a skateboarder, call her out as a display of the american sue - happy epidemic, and maybe throw in a couple of petty and uninformed remarks about her physique and tattoo choice (because that clearly invalidates her case), and neglect to take into account the fact that someone just got branded from a fall that should have resulted in a minor scrape. does the fact that she's hot and also walks frequently help regain her credibility?

  • edith

    I jumped to conclusions; what I read triggered my distaste for needless ligitation, and I stupidly posted a comment without considering all the facts.

    Moronic indeed.

  • sp

    "people sue entirely too much in this country -- to the point where when someone has a possible legitimate claim that we are all dismissive"

    Thats just making an excuse for being insensitive and stupid.

  • S8 or DIE

    Third degree burns suck -- this is a ridiculous unfortunate accident that comes from living in a city that is decomposising. It Sucks. Electrocution sucks. ConEDd legitimately sucks in both situations.

    However misplaced the logic in Edith's post was, I tend agree people sue entirely too much in this country -- to the point where when someone has a possible legitimate claim that we are all dismissive. As for all the appearence comments on this thread -- please go back to your linkin park message boards and flame the girl who wouldn't bang you in Hot Topic.

  • ChingGoo

    Thanks Evan. ChingGoo is the korean word for friend. I am Liz's ching goo and I know that it sucks for her to read these awful things people are saying about her, people who don't even know her. It's okay though...she gets more pussy than any of these guys anyway and they know it. I guess that's why they're being like this.

  • kid

    it says this happened wednesday night, not at 3pm in the hot sun. and i doubt this woman was rolling around in the middle of the street on a manhole. if people and dogs are dying left and right and people are getting branded for life, con ed needs to figure out a better way to hide the chuds than electric manholes. and, dude, why is everyone going off on some crazy rant about she is fat (uh, no) and i am her friend and blah blah blah... i thought we were talking about this serious situation. save the drama for craigslist or something...

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