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Now that roles in Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, L.A. Story, and Sex and the City have prepared Sarah Jessica Parker for style icon status, SJP is taking her sensibilities to the Gap. The Gap's fall campaign is centered around SJP's customization of GAP jeans:
On one pair, she added a velvet ribbon sewn down the legs to imitate tuxedo pants. Another one of her customized looks features jeans cut just below the knee and enhanced with a ribbon bow at the hemline. She dresses the jeans up and down with her tops, including a shrunken jacket, a sexy secretary's pink cardigan, a black turtleneck and a white button-down shirt with black piping, to which she added a bow tie.For the love of God, Gothamist does love being able to customize crap, but we fear people getting the wrong idea about Gap clothing - it's about conformity! And while we love SJP for playing "hey, look at me, I'm wacky and crazy - just see the wacky and crazy stuff I'm wearing" Carrie Bradshaw on SatC, at first glance, this SJP enhanced Gap outfit makes us think she's some kind of wannabe minstral. Hasn't the Gap learned anything from Madonna and Missy Elliott?
AdWeek says other celebrities in the Gap's fall ad campaign include Jessica Alba, Michael Vartan, and Peter Krause. Yummy. And in other crazy news, the Strangers with Candy movie, which will feature a cameo by SJP, started filming in New Jersey.
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I think she looks cute: like an overgrown Shirley Temple.
Are those shoes Photoshopped on her feet? Weird picture.
I think she's bringing her unique fugly clown sensibility to the Gap. She looks like Little Bo Peep on acid.
SJ, you're adorable as always, but that level of JPEG compression? Hello! Sweetie, the blocky look went out with the hamster dance. Do your complexion a favor and look into progressive scan.
Could those pants be any less flattering? How do you make a teensy size-0 person look hippy? Furthermore, it's misleading for companies to advertise something that you can't purchase - the whole point of the gap is easy, accessable clothing. Why would I want to spent hours and hours trying to 'fix up' a pair of gap jeans?
Spelling Alert! The word is "minstrel", not "minstral". Yay, Strangers With Candy.
speaking of strangers with candy, anyone notice that Guy Blank is on Sketchers ads throughout the city?
with the money she's making from the gap, she'll probably go out and buy some manolos and vuitton.
She looks like Charlie Chaplin in drag.
She looks more like Ichabod Crane to me.
Gainsborough's Blue Boy.
God, she is one ugly creature.
Pretty or not, she's probably getting big bucks for being in these ads.
Aww give 'er a break. Her beauty is an acquired taste, like Schoenberg or bull testicles. That she's been picked to sponsor the blandest retail chain in the free world is unfortunate, but hardly surprising. Gap wants to say, "hey SJP endorses us, maybe we have an esoteric, aesthetically complex and nuanced side that you never noticed".
And you gotta figure: she's a big NPR donor, so proceeds from those horrible pants will ultimately fund the intellectual musings of people who don't even use hair product, like Leonard Lopate. It's trickle-down fabulous.
Condour: hurray for anyone who contributes to NPR. Great use of income.
Sarah Jessica (what the hell kind of tarted-up name is that, anyway?) Parker Bueller needs more than the three nosejobs she's already had to make her look even remotely unrevolting. Maybe just a lifetime supply of paper bags is in order. There is nothing less sexy than a homely dame who thinks everyone loves her looks. Photos of this woman could cause cancer (or at least major depression) in labratory rats.
No white tennies, ever, please. They always look dorky: When they're new, they look TOO new; but within nanoseconds of lacing them up they become dirty and gross. Why anyone ever thought that making something that would be in constant contact with dirt white is beyond me. (If you have carpet or doormats in your home, I'll bet they aren't white. And we bleach whites because they get grungy & stained so easily.)
You know what is so funny - Gap employees are not allowed to customize their clothes they wear to work! Imagine that, seeing as their whole fall campain is based on not conforming.
Also - The Mens spokesman this fall will be Lenny Kravitz. Yes. Lenny Kravitz.
Come on Lenny, what are you thinking, first a bad album and now this!?!
I just love them white shoes that Jessica is wearing. Who makes them, I want them.....
Anyone.... Thanks so much.
I just love them white shoes that Jessica is wearing. Who makes them, I want them.....
Anyone.... Thanks so much.
GOD SHE IS SOOOOO UUUUGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you guys shud all shut up sarah jessica parker is hot and alot more talented and richer than all u losers so why dont u people just shut up and get away from ur little computers and get laid
you guys shud all shut up sarah jessica parker is hot and alot more talented and richer than all u losers so why dont u people just shut up and get away from ur little computers and get laid
she is just "perfect"...
Why is everyone hateing on SJP? Maybe she isnt the most beautiful woman in the world but her personality and sweetness make her beautiful. And I think they way she customized the clothes...and yes she came up with the ideas herself...are cute as hell.
I think people are just jealous of her success...how else can you explain hateing such a sweet person such as her.
I want those tuxedo looking jeans that sjp has on in the gap ad. Where can i buy them?? Any one know?
To start off... the tuxedo capri's are to die for.. and dito on the shoes, but the shirt, i'm not loving it, but somehow, Sarah Jessica makes it all work! She is one of the most stylish persons i know! Keep it up!
Damn there is dome hatin' ass Muther Fucker in the world I dont even like her ass but who gives a fuck she is make her damn Money
Damn there is some hatin' ass Muther Fucker's in the world I dont even like her ass but who gives a fuck she is make her damn Money
She's a fucking dog...If i was drunk in a bar and she was the only woman to choose from, I'd just go home and masterbate...ugh
She's a fucking dog...If i was drunk in a bar and she was the only woman to choose from, I'd just go home and masterbate...ugh
She's a fucking dog...If i was drunk in a bar and she was the only woman to choose from, I'd just go home and masterbate...ugh
Who's the guitar player with Sarah Parker in the new GAP advert and what is the song he's singing???
I just love it.
Oh! and be polite please.
The girl is so unbelievably ugly she should be condemned. It hurts to look at her. I mean, where do I even start?
okay, all you haters who are about to diss sjp's style and or face, i suggest you go watch sex and the city- if you have any fashion sense or the slightest ability to discover beauty in a person, you will realise you are wrong. If not, why the hell arent you doing million dollar gap endorsements? ps. her and lenny make an esoteric, fun-loving match for the ads.
beauty is in the eye of the beholder...and i think she's gorgeous
Her outfit is a ridiculous waste of time, but she is a frivilous "celebrity," so what did you expect? And while "ugly" is in the eye of the beholder, I think she has had plastic surgery, and for all her "originality," she tends to pull off a lot of "barbie-doll" shots. I think her need to be accepted as "pretty," or rather her need for validation, clouds her judgement. She can be painful, and these gap ads are just annoying.
Holy freaking mackeral. Is there a famous person who is uglier than Sarah J. Parker? Her face looks like an autopsy has been performed on it...she's as boney as a chicken wing, with oversized feet and man-like hands... and what the hell is that thing growing out of her chin??? Hopefully not another SJP!!! Ugh... what a mutt.
What a lot of sad cases!! I wonder what you's lot look like it's obviuos you's are up your own arses. Sarah J Parker is a talented actress and is very beautiful and not forgetting her lovely figure. I bet none of you freaks could carry off outfits like what she wears - she is unique and looks great in everything.
Get a life the lot of ya's..
Don't forget she's the one with the great career the gorgeous hubby and loads of money - I bet most of you freaks work at mcdonalds!!! who are you to comment.
people... u all can post any stupid comment, wheather u like her or not, u are even able to post mean words agains SoMe1 Tha u dOnT rEAlLy Know, coz its going to be just that, a dead n simple post.
Its not easy to get where sarah jessica P is today, is not easy to get her beuriful body, BUt Is Even HaRDeR TO FinD SOme1 so close to the real beauty.
reading the messages all what i can c is people whose scare of success, people who hate without reason, pople whose not able to stand up, stop their world n look at was really wrong with theirs lifes, n as well is nice to c people who deside to spend their time in something that is really worth,--appreciate n learn---
wheather u agree or disagree with SJP
its a shame to c how some people got
blind.
sarah U r hOTt... :x
I'm sorry, but Sarah Jessica Parker is far from attractive, I don't know anyone who thinks she's pretty. And I really don't think she has much style. Towards the end of SATC she started to wear uglier and uglier outfits (on and off the show) and now I just think she thinks she can get away with more than she can.
Who cares if Sara Jessica Parker is attractive or not, she is an excellent actress and very charming because of her unconventional looks. So what if she is not a supermodel and does not have fake boobs, give her a break. Besides she must be doing something right, because she is seen as a fashion icon pictured in magazines and commercials all of the time.
Everyone is entiled to their own opions, so I just thought I would voice mine.
I agree with everyone who thinks she's ugly. I litterally walked in Gap saw her face, and walked out.
I'm sorry, but she is not a good actress.
Yeah,
SJP is probably the ugliest female actress, ever-
Why do people keep pretending shes hot?
Sex and the city? If she lived in my city I'd stop having sex, and move to a new city-
FUGLY
man, you guys are brutal. brutal, yet amusing.
I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE
ARE YOU THREATENING ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serioulsy guys she is so unbelieveably ugly! She looks like Julia Roberts sister who is equally, if not worse looking! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! And btw most of the people here defending her are women. Obviously ugly girls need someone like Sarah to make them feel they have a chance to be desirable. Sad. Go get a face lift or something all of you!
Btw teh sister thing I didnt mean she looks so much like Julia. Sheesh.
Personally i think she is very hot and I loved those Gap commercials. But I agree she dresses like she was attacked by a flea market.
i just think, she's, well, fabulous... Sex and the City's huge fan... Love SJP so much..
Sarah Jessica Parker is without a doubt the ugliest
woman to ever set foot on the earth. That's it!!!!
She's a alien!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck!!! DAMN IT!!!!!!!!! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING FROM PEOPLE HOW "ATTRACTIVE" THAT FUCKING HORSE FACE FUCKED UP OLD WRINKLED WITCH IS. You have a right to say what you want to say up here so don't tell me what and what not to say DAMN IT. IT'S MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO SPEEK MY MIND SO DON'T TRY TO STOP ME!!!!!!!! First of all, she looks like a damn horse! Her face is longer than a black guy's ****. And what the hell is that big zit thing on her fucked up jaw? I hope someone cuts it off! Her damn jaw is the size of the titanic. JESUS CHRIST!!!! Why can't someone just smash it in witha mallet or something. She looks like she needs to shower cause when ever she pops up on the screen, she looks like she is filthy along with her horrible witch hair!!!!! She needs to stop trying to make people believe that she is pretty. Damn has anybody realised how hard she works trying to make people believe that she is attractive? If she ever reads this, I hope she realises how damn fugly she is and to any NORMAL man, she will never have them believe that she is attractive! If anyone wants to tell me off, I don't give a fuckin' rats shit what the fuck you butt ugly short haired feminists have to say. Say what you want.
P.S. Her legs look like lobster claws.
Hey satclover stop telling people to shut up just because you are sucking up to an ugly as biatch.So what you're saying is that since sarah revolting parker is a rich celebrity, people can't say anything bad. WELL SATCLOVER, YOU CAN SUCK MY FAT BALLS YOU FUCKIN BITCH!!!!!!!! sjp is not god for christs sake. I can say as many bad things as I want about her!
Amen brother! I can't stand her either...To call her a horse face is insulting to horses...And she's a cunt for upstaging her more attractive more talented husband!...I have a perfectly dignified well-paying job as well as a boyfreind so don't psychoanalyze me & call me "jealous"...Fuck THAT bitch
Amen brother! I can't stand her either...To call her a horse face is insulting to horses...And she's a cunt for upstaging her more attractive more talented husband!...I have a perfectly dignified well-paying job as well as a boyfreind so don't psychoanalyze me & call me "jealous"...Fuck THAT bitch
AMEN BROTHER!!!...Parker's ugliness is no reason to hate her...Her I'm-better-than-you attitude is reason enough to hate that bitch...But ugly too?? C'MON! I can't beleive how many intelligent people love this woman! She doesn't have any talent or personality to compensate for the fact that she looks like a decaying horse!
SHE IS A FUCKIN RACIST TOO! She trys to make everyone else who is'nt from her precious shitty ass new york seem like the skum of the earth. I sure hope someone beats the livin shit outa her! i stay southern by the grace of god. She needs to shut the fuck up talkin shit about southerners. sayin she'll never leave new york. She'd rather die before she leaves. there aint nothin great about her or her fake fuckin dirty lookin shitty ass new york.
don't you people have anything better to do than insult Sarah Jessica Parker? You've never met her, how can you hate her so much?
SHE HAS A HUGE NOSE AND IS NOT HOT AT ALL
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BUT SARAH PHILLIPS IS SOOOOOOOOOOO HOT
With all the money she earns,why can't she have her chin chopped off and have plastic surgery? She's the ULTIMATE BUTTAFACE