Gothamist: For the Pizza Loving Republican - GOPizza

Lorak

Fri, 30 Jul 2004 09:37:36 -0500

Could conservatives be any more evil? No, really, could they? (I'll take corny over evil anyday.)

Karol

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 18:59:54 -0500

Could liberals be any cornier? No, really, could they?

BURN BURN BURN

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 14:23:14 -0500

Luckily, GOPizza.net forgot to mention the temperature of the slice. Most of the time the slice comes out hotter than the fires of hell, so a smart customer always asks for the slice to be removed from the oven a little bit early. The Republican tourists won't know this important-yet-overlooked trick, so they will experience massive pizza burns. Yes!!

RSB

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 12:50:52 -0500

Is someone telling the pizza delivery boys that republicans are horrid tippers and will stiff you if they feel the pepperoni slices are too small or the pizza is not hot enough? Take it from a former senate gofer, it's not worth it dealing with these pricks. Take the week off.

go_home_gop

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 11:55:01 -0500

i hope each and every member of the delegation burn the roof of their mouths on our fine pizza.... and then die from the subsequent infection.

David

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 10:46:08 -0500

I live near that original Sbarro's, and it recently closed down (there's a for rent sign on it). It doesn't looks like it sold pizza either; it was an italian deli. The conventioners really need a site called GOPussy.com; after all, that's what they'll be looking for, family values be damned. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/story/206962p-178564c.html

astrid

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 10:21:36 -0500

I would like to point out that Sbarro is a chain with New York roots -- the original is still in Bensonhurst on 65th Street, and the corporate headquarters are on Long Island.

GOPEats2004

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 09:40:04 -0500

At GOPEats2004.com we also beleive that helping Republican money find quality NYC dining will benefit all New Yorkers. Congratulations to the folks at Slice. You *may* find our much less serious contribution amusing. (Doris Kearns Goodwin is laughing her ass off, trust us.)