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It's that time of the year when the streets are overrun by men in dapper uniform: Fleet Week! Many ships from the Navy, Coast Guard, and other countries will be coming into New York for a week of festivities, including a Parade of Ships (today), a Tug of War (Saturday), and a "Best of Chow" contest (Sunday). More information can be found at the Intrepid's website; the Intrepid is where many of the events will be held. But you'll be able to see the cute sailors in Midtown, either asking to have pictures taken or having people bombard them with picture requests.
Check out the Navy's official Fleet Week NY site.
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This probably means all gay bars and male strip clubs will be packed till next week.
And every female in Manhattan will be dressed like her inner $10 hooker.
you can bet Sterling will be out in his American flag spandex bodysuit just begging for some patriotic buggery
There's an image (MY EYES! MY EYES!)
At risk of offending people and running this into the ground...
SMUCKERS, the company that makes Crisco Oil, has surged in stock price On the news of Fleet Week.
http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=SJM&d=t
well, perhaps the rapid increase in STDs in NYC brought on by these uniformed whores will stick around long enough to cause some major complications during the Republican Con.
and you can soak THAT in Crisco!
Where's Pier 88? The Navy website says Manhattan. Very helpful.
all kidding aside, when i was in high school, i loved watching the ships come up the hudson river.
I think Pier 88 is 1 pier North of the Intrepid. I visited the ships last year and there were separate lines to see the Intrepid and the ships docked alongside her and to see four other ships docked at a normal cruise ship pier.
Actually, I forgot about fleet week until I saw an old wooden ship in the East River today and then I got all excited about the ships. Sadly, I can't find out any info about the wooden ship online but it was the old mast type one and was flying an American flag in case anyone has the info.
Oh my god, men in uniforms! Dancing at Splash and Roxy with their shirts off, hot abs rippling in the glimmer of the musty room.
I think I have died and gone to gay heaven.
"Man Overboard"!
Hi Guys, Attention! This is Mary Hard-man, your Fleet Week gossip baby.
Well, seen on the streets in hot hot Chelsea, throngs of sailors and marines in uniform and yes boys I did see a few thong lines...hmmm, next I saw two very hot Marines in full dress, oh sorry, that was me. I saw them in full uniform, looking at a map. Well, don't you know that Cousin Matt , Ms Stacey and I were "up" for the challenge of "cock" tail hosts for our fighting men. Stand By for our next stop...Our annual "Squat Thrusts or Bust Brunch" at Food Bar, I need sniffing salts. Ta Ta
Anyone seen my red pumps and drop earings? Ledft them at XL but I have your Coaast Guard hat and ship pin for trade.
Coming Mary..........
Matt, dem are my drop earings player boy. I aksed you to aksed me if you want to borrow my costume bling blings.
First you leave me at the Ram Rod in a sling with god only kows how many sailors lined up, waitin for a lil Ms Stacey "Roll Call".
Now I knows why dey call it Fleet Week.
First, you need Fleet Enema to stay rainbow fresh
Second, Your best friends turn to a buncha fleeting self cenetard horn doggys.
Third, my fleets are killing me from walkin and stakin these these rough and ready Sea Men.
See you at the brunch, and don't ferget the earings.
1)11
Well cousin Matt has just came up for some air. All the parties and brunches and shoe shopping can get a gay down and out you know. My feet are killing me.
Now I know how those sailors in the subs must feel. All alone in the deep anals of the sea with hundreds of steamy men..."UP Periscope"
Well don't forget, tonight is the last night and then our brave, muscular, frim, butch, buldging bubble butt boys are off. Let's get them off with a good bye New York party.
Remember to bid our boys a "bone Voyage"
Toodles