Gothamist: Yet Another Subway Annoyance

Manatee

Thu, 20 May 2004 14:07:02 -0500

I plan on making "Take One" handouts of this rant for distribution in the subways. You only forgot one thing- Urban males 15-35: Despite what you may think when you look in the mirror, it is physically impossible for your genitalia to be so big that you are prevented from keeping your knees within shoulder's width. Please unspread and let two more people sit down. Thank you.

Frank

Mon, 10 May 2004 15:45:51 -0500

Nothing gives me more pleasure than smiling at an UES Lady (preferably one with humongous helmet hair and a some sort of animal draped around her shoulders) on the subway, saying "excuse me, can I sit down?" and watching her struggle to pile her huge parcels on her lap, her face slowly disappearing behind the brand names. -F

lizzie

Thu, 06 May 2004 15:28:02 -0500

thank you! can you post this rant in each subway car?