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Okay. Maybe my monthly MetroCard got me on the subway for a little less than your full two dollar fare, but that still doesn't entitle you to take up a full row of seats with your shopping bags, umbrella and purse. When the train is full the rule is simple: one fare, one seat, one butt. I know the floors are dirty, but if that's something you're worried about then some of the money you put towards that Birkin bag should have gone to cab fare.
Until the MTA offers sleeper cars or first class service with extra wide cushioned seats, let's all play by the rules, shall we?
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thank you! can you post this rant in each subway car?
Nothing gives me more pleasure than smiling at an UES Lady (preferably one with humongous helmet hair and a some sort of animal draped around her shoulders) on the subway, saying "excuse me, can I sit down?" and watching her struggle to pile her huge parcels on her lap, her face slowly disappearing behind the brand names. -F
I plan on making "Take One" handouts of this rant for distribution in the subways. You only forgot one thing-
Urban males 15-35: Despite what you may think when you look in the mirror, it is physically impossible for your genitalia to be so big that you are prevented from keeping your knees within shoulder's width. Please unspread and let two more people sit down. Thank you.