Chicken Pickin'

For lunch, I often frequent a salad bar that has an assortment of pre-made salads that you can add to your plastic container, all priced at one per pound rate. There is only one salad that has chicken in it, and often I’ll go and pick out the chicken for my container, not taking the accompanying overdressed lettuce. Sometimes I’ll get looks from other patrons when I do this, but I often see others doing it as well. And when the store runs out of that salad, they are always happy to bring out more, filled with plenty more chicken. Since they charge a flat rate per pound (and the chicken is much heavier than the lettuce), it doesn’t seem to me like I’m cheating the store, but I wonder if I’m cheating the other customers?

Chicken of the Chelsea

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Gothamist sees no problem in your picking chicken out of a salad in order to complete your pay-by-the-pound creation, but suggests one thing that could ameliorate your guilt. Why not talk to one of the store's employees and ask him about the possibility of a chicken-only option at the salad bar?

As long as there is a steady supply and each item on the bar is priced at the same amount, you are free to pick and choose from the many salad options as you wish. If the chicken cost extra it would not be ethical to cover it in a blanket of lettuce in hopes of sneaking it by the check-out person at the counter, but it sounds as if everything you are doing is kosher (drum kick, rim shot!) and might be made even more so if you talked to someone at the store. And remember, theories of consumer-driven economies apply at the salad bar, too. The store, if it is keeping proper tabs, will likely notice which of its salad bar items sell at a higher rate and will adjust its inventory accordingly. Pick away.

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If you're using the premade salad bar, you ought to be more worried about the ethics of the owner, the person who prepared the salad, and of the guy with Hepatitis C who was there 15 minutes before you.

Dude - the biggest, sneakiest scumbags in the world are the ones who make moral purity a part of their brand. Born Again Christians, the United Nations, etc.

Eat as much chicken as you fucking want. It's probably almost rancid, anyway, or it wouldn't be in the salad bar to begin with.

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I seem to remember a story about guy being arrested in NYC with a squeeze bottle of fecal liquids at a salad bar. The morality of harvesting chicken should be the least of your worries!

Shit, Bob, I was saving that one for his next rejoinder. Fall, 1998, as I recall. I was working on Varick St., and one of our local bodegas got the spray job - homeless guy was walking into as many delis as he could manage, and squirting piss and shit under the sneeze guard, onto the food.

I'm picky about stuff like this, you know? If it was a vegan virgin nun's piss and shit in a spray bottle, that would be one thing. But some crusty needle jockey living on the street? I really don't want the product of HIS bowels all over my pasta primavera, you know what I'm sayin'?

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