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So, Gothamist was wrong when we thought that lisping British hipster chef Jamie Oliver was slightly better than Rocco DiSpirito, because what the Oliver has in values, he lacks in total common sense, even more so than Rocco. After reading about Oliver burning his penis when trying to cook a Valentine's meal for his wife in the nude (yes, we've just developed an instant case of vomiting too!), Gothamist waves the white flag at celebrity chefs except for Chef Boyardee. And Chef from South Park. And Anthony Bourdain. Oddly enough, Jamie Oliver's diary doesn't mention anything about the incident, although it does discuss his make-up plans in Paris, but he will spill it to The Sun. People's priorities are SO screwy.
[Via TMFTML]
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you mean he's not gay?
I dunno, if he really burned his dick, wouldn't he have mentioned it on his blog?
Depending on the severity of the burn, he may qualify for a Darwin Award.
What about the British series "CHEF!"? Not real, but c'mon.
This is very disappointing indeed. But I'd still ride Jamie's scooter around London given the chance.
uh...and you forgot the Iron Chefs. Those guys are cool!
ok, found the flaming dick post.
You cant get a Darwin award unless you die before having a child, the point being that you die as a result of your stupidity and remove your genes from the gene pool. Thats how you become eligible for a Darwin award. No death, no award, already have a kid, too late for eligibility. Thats why I posted in the SI teenager dog biscuit thread...
official rules here:
http://www.darwinawards.com/
the Iron Chef ingredient for Valentine's Day was penis.
Are we really at the point where we believe things that are in the Sun? and do we really believe that Jamie would talk to the Sun about burning his bits? Please.
Rotten Ronnie Mwangahungabunga mungbean doesn't know shit about food. All he ants is to suck ass and eat dick.