If Only We Were Kids Again

Rumor had it that Jennifer Lopez was going to get slimed on Saturday's Nickeloden Kids' Choice Awards, but it turned out that everyone's favorite underage teens, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, were the victims. And many probably thought that twins getting slimed and clinging to each other was better than the -ennifer in Bennifer getting it.

But the best was Outkast's acceptance speech (for winning Best Song - "Hey Ya"):

"Thank you for inviting us to your award show," the group's singer, Andre 3000, told a crowd filled with mostly screaming kids. "We're having a great time, and it is so great to learn how to read. You have to read, that's it, and count, and all that type of stuff. Stay away from drugs."

Big Boi added: "We love you, yeah. And don't forget to tell your parents to get out and vote."

Gothamist loves musicians with a message who also sign a song about man-whores and big guls needing love to kids.