April Foolery

even hung over on apple martini's, A-game.

I've met Choire. Sure, he's loathsome, but in an incredibly likable way.

I gotta take issue with including Chuck Klosterman, the only music writer worth reading since he isn't either a) fawning over the latest hipster-approved indie band, or b) working hard on his bored indifference.

I also would remove Janeane Garofalo. Yes, she's a limo-liberal latte-sucking effete nitwit snob, but she makes up for it by being totally fuckable. Yeah, I know, I hate hipsters and lefties but I'm drawn to their women. It's a fatal flaw.

I do thank them for including the pedantic, self-satisfied pile of ego that is David Cross and the "iSnobs."

"sickly corey" hurt our collective feelings over here. we "thin-skinners" take everything so very personally...sniff...after a series of meetings we held, all we ever wanted to do was re-invent the website on this, our one-year anniversary, and coincidentally happened to re-launch today.

i guess, contrary to the research we conducted at the tail end of march on this matter, website readers have no regard for personal observations and thoughts on the world.

oh, how we dread having to revert to second-rate political notes and third-tier media quips...

and also, choire is a superstar, lest you forget that...we went to a "six-finger satellite" revival concert with mr. sicha last week, and inbetween his bragging how much he abhorred the juan mclean project, it was inspiring/amazing watching celebrities like adrien brody and elisha cuthbert and howell raines pander to the great sicha in the interest of getting good buzz.

as a point of reference, ABC's john stossel was there, too, sitting at the same table as the DFA, but no one was even approaching him...i don't even think the crowd at Volume even knew who he was!

Choire is great - to judge him by Gawker alone is typical of the NY Press, but that's their own problem.

i thought this thread was supposed to be about low culture...