Gothamist: Brian Battjer, Downtown Playboy

brian b

Thu, 08 Jul 2004 17:59:20 -0500

Samantha, who are you? We went to HS together?

Samantha

Sun, 27 Jun 2004 06:15:17 -0500

Ladies, he was just as strange in High school too.

Dirty Pixie

Sat, 22 May 2004 12:01:50 -0500

I keep having these crazy dreams about Brian and I engaging in hard core porn star sex, and after I talked to him about it, I let him know that we should definitely be like the native american's and make our dreams omens for the future.

gijyun

Tue, 11 May 2004 17:59:03 -0500

if that is in fact the case, i've been available for an interview for months (months!)

ohlalasarah

Wed, 07 Apr 2004 04:20:04 -0500

wow, does everyone who does an interview here end up having a long line of people who want to sleep with them?

brian b

Mon, 15 Mar 2004 23:07:06 -0500

jane? is that you?

jane

Mon, 15 Mar 2004 11:18:57 -0500

i think there's another nyc taxi cab story brian could have mentioned. i know, because i was there. oversexed, indeed!

baron

Sat, 13 Mar 2004 03:17:01 -0500

total eclipse of the heart??? are you kidding me?!

RKB Herself

Sat, 13 Mar 2004 02:26:41 -0500

I just wanted to say that Brian throws a damn good party filled with the hottest girls too. And his camera somehow is always there even when you're, oh, naked and don't realize it.

Gemma's #1 fan

Fri, 12 Mar 2004 15:53:39 -0500

Enough about Battjer already! Where's the Gemma Stoddard interview!?!?

Cail

Fri, 12 Mar 2004 15:08:42 -0500

He is ADORABLE...Appeals instantly to both the shallow (he's completely cute) and the non-shallow (he's hilarious, seems smart and creative and not too scene-y) parts of me. Is he single?

sarah

Fri, 12 Mar 2004 13:13:33 -0500

I can honestly say that i've never met anyone on this earth who is sweeter and more wonderful than Brian. My friends call him All Purpose Brian because he's good for anything -- advice, a good time, a really good time. Oh, and his dick is HUGE.

Rebecca

Fri, 12 Mar 2004 11:48:57 -0500

this caught my eye because I saw this guy on Nerve and loved him! But he never wrote me back :(

rachel

Fri, 12 Mar 2004 02:23:15 -0500

This guy's funny.