Gothamist: Ben: (Noun) Crap One Is Put Through in Bad Relationship; See US Weekly

Ali

Wed, 03 Mar 2004 22:18:42 -0500

Of course this comment is not about a current event, nor do I know to whom I am writing since I just got a computer 2 days ago, however I think this correspondence demands recognition, thank you. Concerning the incedent with the highschool baseball team at Sassy Merlot's last year, I have information that must be given to the public, since I am no longer employed there. I was the manager at the time, not allowed to give a comment, and this is what I know: 1) All of the students allowed into the club were over the age of 18. ~ One student was turned away because he could not furnish an I.D. 2) The students were not alone. They were accompanied by their parent chaperone. (who drank Jack & coke by the way. All of the boys ordered cokes.) 3) The coach went back to the hotel in a cab with the boys who did not have I.D. Absolutely no laws were broken. The boys were very polite and behaved as gentlemen should in the presence of half nude women. We enjoyed their company and were very sorry to hear about the problems they encountered after returning home. My boss at the time,was a very intelligent man. The media tends to mis-interpret comments to their own benefit, which they did anyway, even though I continuously repeated "No comment". So, please let your readers know that Sassy's was not responsible for any wrong-doing last year.

U-nanimous

Tue, 02 Mar 2004 10:44:59 -0500

When we were going to put him in a home, my grandfather went all "Zimmer" on us, so I had to pull a "Pedro."

Mike

Tue, 02 Mar 2004 01:11:08 -0500

I "Anna Nicoled" on Atkins... Hmm. Oh well, I tried..

Joe

Mon, 01 Mar 2004 21:04:51 -0500

Jake, I heard a great one - Using words incorrectly or not checking your spelling and grammar is so "Ashton"

Frankenstein

Mon, 01 Mar 2004 19:00:39 -0500

[snark deleted] You forgot "to zeta-jones".

Jake of 8bitjoystick.com

Mon, 01 Mar 2004 18:35:11 -0500

I have no respect for people who read US Weekly, People or Entertainment Weekly. I just loose all respect and can not think of them as coherent intellectuals after knowing they like that crap.