
Who Gothamist yelled "You're fired!" to over the weekend:
- The near-empty pint of ice cream in the freezer
- The hipsters who stole our cab
- Our lactose intolerant publisher who decided to eat copious amounts of cheese, causing him to bail
- Aleksandr Petrovsky
Okay, not really. Gothamist doesn't yell "You're fired"; we just pout and swear. Anyway, Newsweek decides the zeitgeist is in The Donald, and interviews if not the most annoying boss in the world, the most gilt-obsessed boss ever for the cover. The Post, knowing its readers would care, details the article's emphasis on Trump's hair.
Also, TMI warning: Jack Welch mentions watching The Apprentice "in bed" with fiancee Suzy Westlaufer. Ew, we do not want to know about bedroom practices of retired and current CEOs unless it involves a crazy costumes, a salacious lawsuit and trial.





I try very hard to be a likeable customer. i never make a deal of little mix-ups and I tip well, always.
but once, I had a waitress who first brought me the wrong dish, then tried to convince me that I had ordered it, and then, the first strategy having failed, tried to convince me that I might like it instead of what I ordered, finally took away the incorrect dish with a scowl, huff and muttered expletive, and at the end of the meal told me I had to pay for the incorrect meal as well. I finally flipped out, and yelled something like, 'dzzaaah! what? that makes no sense! you're fired!'
she just blinked, and said something obvious about me not being able to fire her.
i wish i had make a trump-face when saying it.
(oh, and ps: has anyone else noticed that DT's toupee is trying to eat his forehead?)
I think yelling "You're fired!" is the new black.
speaking of the donald? what was up with his daughter commenting on the sex and the city farewell?? AND, where was stanford in the finale? oy.
Anyone know where I can get a .wav file of the infamous phrase? I googled for it and haven't had too much success...mostly references to the use of the phrase. Any tips? (DT probably controlls that too!!)
I am not sure if this is hom saying it or not, but I found someone saying it. Hope it helps.