Modeling Is Funny

Models are not Gothamist's fave, unless you've got Tyra Banks trying to find America's top model, but we do enjoy Word document tables, so when we saw the chart of various parties suing Elite models, from ViceFeed's story about Elite's bankruptcy, it was a natural for us. And we had posted about Victoria Gallegos' multimillionare lawsuit about Elite providing a hostile environment. No, not forcing her to become bulimic after seeing all the models - it was the smoking environment. And ViceFeed is funny, too: "Elite Modeling Agency has declared bankruptcy. Sigh, just imagine if we didn’t have Elite Modeling Agency! George Michael wouldn’t have had his Freedom Video, RuPaul wouldn’t have his novelty song, and Cheatham, home to Naomi would still be a shithole in London."