Gothamist: Dave Chappelle

your son dave

Wed, 19 Apr 2006 16:07:38 -0500

i love you i am 13years old your biggest fan please come out with a season 3 my life is not complete with out it for halloween i dress up like tyrone biggs i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you from your son sandy p.s. i live in seattle come visit

kwista

Tue, 17 Jan 2006 12:21:13 -0500

dave chapelle .. aka the black white surpremisist.. after 13 years of marrige he divorced his wife and when we asked why this was his response "because shes a nigger lover"

Mon, 26 Dec 2005 09:07:29 -0500

your mammas so fat she got one clock on each arm for each time zone

Stock

Tue, 29 Nov 2005 08:20:11 -0500

The song in the Blackzilla sketch is "Simon Sez" by Pharaoh Monch, off his 1999 album "Internal Affairs".

blincxz

Wed, 05 Oct 2005 22:10:59 -0500

dis nigga is jokes r kelly is a rapist and deserves dis if this nigga makes a next song like dis im gonna pee in mi pant lmao

alek

Wed, 28 Sep 2005 09:22:45 -0500

someone please send me pee on you lyrics its soo funny doufufah@hotmail.com

chris

Fri, 09 Sep 2005 09:06:17 -0500

man dave is the shit funniest skit ever was black cush ( yes i'm sure bitch) the funniest part holla

Treasure

Sat, 18 Jun 2005 22:34:45 -0500

I had to turn off the Season 2 dvd about 3 or 4 times, because I was laughin' so hard! My stomach hurt so bad from lmao too hard. Dave Chappelle ain't right in his damn head. I can't wait for his comeback!

omid

Tue, 22 Feb 2005 03:11:59 -0500

yo this man is the funniest mofo on the planet, man he has to come to Toronto, Im searching the net for his tickets every day to find out if there's an evant in toronto, I know a lot of people who would pay to go see dave. man get yo ass over here before I have to come kidnap you and bring you to Canada ( just joking don't sue me)

The Hebrew Hammer

Fri, 18 Feb 2005 02:10:54 -0500

What's the name of the song that is playing during the Blackzilla skit in season 1?

jessica

Thu, 03 Feb 2005 18:08:42 -0500

what are the lyrics to (i want to) pee on you!!!!! i love that song!!!!! *the lyrics to the remix would be cool too!!*

Biggs

Thu, 27 Jan 2005 19:32:37 -0500

does anyone know a link to watch the video clip of mos def freestyling in the car with dave?

RoNaLdO ( from singapore )

Fri, 12 Nov 2004 10:41:43 -0500

Yoz ThE Pee On YoU WaS gREaT MaN ... CouLd any1 type out the lyrics ? or tell mi where 2 find the lyrics ... haha ( All the things will make my life completed when i turn yr face to the toilet seat .. i wan to pee on you , yes i do .. ) TTs the best line .. haha I'm rick james Bitch

Facelift

Mon, 08 Nov 2004 20:09:25 -0500

I watched several episodes and didn't find this show funny at all. Hey, look how rascist I can be! I was in Half Baked! Here's some commercials!

Drew

Sun, 26 Sep 2004 12:10:32 -0500

Race Draft is in Season 2

HELP

Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:04:14 -0500

What episode of sEASON ONE HS THE RACE DRAFT?

Jay

Tue, 07 Sep 2004 22:12:30 -0500

Dave is awesome dude. Rock on David Chapelle

Trent

Thu, 26 Aug 2004 00:55:17 -0500

Chappelle show is the funniest shit I've ever seen.the black white supremicist and prince playin basketball are my favorites. GAME..............BLOUSES

Rick James

Fri, 13 Aug 2004 01:30:38 -0500

I'm dead bitches... Enjoy yourself.

dave's the man

Tue, 10 Aug 2004 04:19:28 -0500

i don't believe there are any comedians out there that are funnier than dave chappelle... all i gotta say about the show is 'i love it'... dave come to toronto, u r king here! i have the name dave chappelles bitch because i think i will laugh at just about anything he throws out there right about now...

dave chappelles bitch

Tue, 10 Aug 2004 04:18:55 -0500

dave chappelles bitch

Tue, 10 Aug 2004 04:18:37 -0500

Hulk Hogan

Sat, 07 Aug 2004 22:49:40 -0500

Rick James is dead Bitch!

J

Sun, 01 Aug 2004 05:37:53 -0500

N-I-G-G-A-R ITS THE NIGGAR FAMILY !! NIGGAS! I WANT SOME CRACK!!

ASHY LARRY

Fri, 30 Jul 2004 04:42:29 -0500

ASHY LARRY IS SO HILARIOUS. MARCY PROJECTS. WHAT!!

swoosh

Sat, 24 Jul 2004 01:18:19 -0500

yes that is vida =D

dontknow

Wed, 21 Jul 2004 13:40:04 -0500

I want some crack!!! Tyrone Biggums that shiet is funnie

dontknow

Wed, 21 Jul 2004 13:39:48 -0500

I want some crack!!! Tryone Biggums that shiet is funnie

Darwing

Mon, 05 Jul 2004 22:14:14 -0500

Hey what was the episode where he is a news caster and all his anchors are rebelling and shit.. that was halarious!!

Jaime

Thu, 01 Jul 2004 01:03:03 -0500

Is Vida Guerrera in that Pee on you video? Anyone Tell me

Jaime

Thu, 01 Jul 2004 01:03:01 -0500

Is Vida Guerrera in that Pee on you video? Anyone Tell me

Jaime

Thu, 01 Jul 2004 01:02:50 -0500

Is Vida Guerrera in that Pee on you video? Anyone Tell me

clin

Wed, 30 Jun 2004 23:44:29 -0500

whats the real song called?...i wanna hear the real one and see how it sounds like...lol..btw the chapelle on was so funny...i could stop laughing

CORE

Sun, 27 Jun 2004 00:27:29 -0500

IM RICH BIATCH ::HONK HONK:: THE ONLY THING THAT MAKE MY LIFE COMPET IS WHEN I TURN UR FACE 2 A TOLET SEAT LOL DAVE IS THE MAD NOTE SON

Mac

Fri, 25 Jun 2004 15:01:02 -0500

MAn I knew this shit is old but I live in Sweden 'n shit, but I just gotta say CHAPPELLE IS THE MAN! He's so funny I don't think it's healthy to watch his show. And Charlie Murphy, I LOVE HIM! My fav' is the cold stare Charlie gives Rick James after being slapped. So unbelievably funny! He's like thinking "WHATTA FUCK WAS THAT????" And the I wanna piss on U, priceless fellas. Just priceless.

rafael

Thu, 24 Jun 2004 21:19:06 -0500

ouuuuu prrrr eehee im richh BIIYYATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why thank you laters

rafael

Thu, 24 Jun 2004 21:18:52 -0500

ouuuuu prrrr eehee im richh BIIYYATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why thank you laters

rafael

Thu, 24 Jun 2004 21:18:49 -0500

ouuuuu prrrr eehee im richh BIIYYATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why thank you laters

rafael

Thu, 24 Jun 2004 21:18:35 -0500

ouuuuu prrrr eehee im richh BIIYYATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why thank you laters

Adam

Sun, 20 Jun 2004 22:46:04 -0500

dave chappelle is a genius... i swear ive never seen anyone funnier in my life.... hes hilarious.... "I wish i had more thumbs. so i can give your titties 4 thumbs down.." i just wanted to say... people over use the fraze " I'm Rick James, Bitch" and try to make it their own and fail.... so all you people who think your funny using that fraze.. please stopp.... people arent laughing with you they are laughing at you... cause your an idiot

Adam

Sun, 20 Jun 2004 22:46:03 -0500

Adam

Sun, 20 Jun 2004 22:45:46 -0500

Laquandra

Mon, 14 Jun 2004 15:24:01 -0500

yeah that real world skit was dumb mad funny...especially when dave was like: i wann put my peanut buuter inside you, and then he wa slike oh chad, it's your moms hahhahah

Steven again

Wed, 02 Jun 2004 23:14:43 -0500

hey chad.....i had sex wif katie too main..........katie had sum bigazz titays .......(the mad real world skit)

$TeVeN

Wed, 02 Jun 2004 23:11:27 -0500

haters wanna hate luvas wanna love i dunn want any of the above i want to piss on u hahah WHAT IS THE RAINBOW ABOUT?!!?!?!? how bout i put an bandaid under ur left eye and make u my nelly dave chappelle is tha best....i got all his episodes on DVD oh yeah

Controversy

Wed, 26 May 2004 23:05:47 -0500

Dave that nigga 2 raw but u caint 4get Im Wayne Brady Bitch!!! Is Wayne Brady gon have to choke a bitch?

M�� G

Tue, 18 May 2004 11:59:39 -0500

Im Rick James Bitch!!! ~What did the five fingers say to the face?~ *What* ~SLAP!!!~ The Chappelle Show is the best f***in' TV show on the planet man!!! I have the first season on DVD and I can't wait to own the second!!! I love the skit of the ~PLAYER HATERS BALL~ Silky Johnson is nominated player hater of the year for calling in a bomb threat to the specail olimpics man!!!

Dogg

Thu, 13 May 2004 22:13:40 -0500

dave chapelle should win every comedy award there is. RICK JAMES BITCH!!!!!!!!!

chris

Mon, 03 May 2004 11:48:13 -0500

dave chapelle is a dirty ass nigger!! i'm rick james bitch

Rick James Bitch!

Thu, 29 Apr 2004 14:39:42 -0500

WHAT!!! YEA!!!! OK!!!!! lol frigin the Little John one was the best..and opra being pregannt and shit..damn thas the best show eva!!! I wish i had more hands..so I COULD GIVE U FOUR THUMBS DOWN!!! RICK JAMES BITCH!

TDOG

Tue, 27 Apr 2004 23:09:59 -0500

Where can I get lyrics for the pee on you song? It's the funniest thing I've ever heard!!

rick james

Mon, 26 Apr 2004 01:25:20 -0500

these rick james t-shirts are nice http://www.cafeshops.com/im_rick_james

Serena

Mon, 19 Apr 2004 08:21:40 -0500

THEY SHOULD'VE NEVER GAVEN YOU NIGGAS MONEYYY. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

lin

Mon, 12 Apr 2004 11:04:03 -0500

dave CHAPPELLE is the fucking man

danlop

Sun, 11 Apr 2004 02:18:38 -0500

Cocaine's a helluva drug. dave chappelle is one funny ass negro and just looking at charlie murphy makes me laugh. my gf will just look at me like im retarded when i watch the show and just fart and giggle. im just hoping this censorship push wont "stern" chappelle.

Rick

Wed, 07 Apr 2004 13:03:27 -0500

That gay landscape artist rocked! Bring him back! He should have a dance video, heheh.

bob roonie

Tue, 06 Apr 2004 09:13:12 -0500

dave is the funniest bastard on tv.. dave and al bundy....

bob roonie

Tue, 06 Apr 2004 09:13:06 -0500

dave is the funniest bastard on tv.. dave and al bundy....

msambitious

Mon, 05 Apr 2004 20:23:38 -0500

I love this show...it is the funniest thing on television right now!Does anyone know how to submit ideas to the show?

holla

Sat, 03 Apr 2004 21:24:04 -0500

Love the show! Would love to see more of Charlie Murphy who is HILARIOUS!!!! Great Show!!! Cocaine is a helluva drug....TOO funny!!!!!

Bizzle

Wed, 31 Mar 2004 07:46:19 -0500

Chappelle is the cat.. remember " I slapped the s*** outta Rick.. "Extainchins" were flying all over the place" Man... i was crying when I heard Charlie say the word "extensions" with that NY accent. HILARIOUS!!!!

Rick James Bitch!

Wed, 31 Mar 2004 05:18:23 -0500

Bitches! Come over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy! Im Rick James bitch! ^^^ thats funniest line ever hahaaha do anybody know where i can find his clips on net? davechapelle.com seems to be down for now

chris

Sat, 27 Mar 2004 21:58:53 -0500

dave chappelle is the fucking man!! his show is the funniest shit i've ever seen in my life! I'm rick james bitch!!!!

Skeet

Sat, 27 Mar 2004 20:14:43 -0500

SKEET! SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!

Darkness

Thu, 25 Mar 2004 13:43:06 -0500

1. yes that was the real Rick James 2. yes, Eddie and Charlie are brothers. You might remember Charlie as Gusto from CB4, he's also been in a couple of Spike Lee flicks and I think he was in Hollywood Shuffle with Robert Townsend.

nando

Wed, 24 Mar 2004 00:40:18 -0500

i was just wondering if that was really eddie murphy's brother...i just wanted to make sure if anyone can please clear that up thanks much appreciated

nuttshaw

Tue, 16 Mar 2004 11:43:43 -0500

DAAARRKNEESSSSSS!!!!!! I laughed until my face hurt, my back hurt, tears were streaming down my face....ahh..good times. Thanks Dave & Charlie..and Rick James! That was beautiful.

Matt

Mon, 15 Mar 2004 00:43:55 -0500

yo, chappelle show is diabolical! watch it every wed(after an l) i love it so much im writing a paper on it! so crack open some red balls, shazaam!and show charlie murphy your titties, THE MILKS GONE BAD!

Helluvadrug

Wed, 10 Mar 2004 04:32:29 -0500

What at I gonna do? Jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch? Like it's something to do? Come on, I got a little more sense than that. Yeah, I member dryin my feet on Eddie's couch. Cocaine's a helluva drug. This was the funniest skit I think I have ever seen, BITCH. Darkness, Everybody!

rob

Mon, 08 Mar 2004 05:05:18 -0500

i thought that mad real world skit was funny too. That white guy in that skit is my cousin (his website is (http://www.christianfinnegan.com/)and he was saying how nice of guy charlie murphy is when i talked to him

girlwonder

Sun, 22 Feb 2004 20:40:19 -0500

while chappelle is just deadly funny sometimes, my biggest hope is that when he's breaking down the walls of racial sensitivity - that people actually GET it. but it is fun to say i'm rick james bitches!

Tat

Sun, 22 Feb 2004 13:53:54 -0500

Does anyone know if the modern Rick James was also played by Chappelle? My boyfriend and I have a bet on it. He thinks that was the real Rick James.

gail

Sun, 22 Feb 2004 00:45:51 -0500

I think that charlie murphy is a great story teller, i love him, and they should do these hollywood stories every week..i loved the rick james skit last week, that was the most hilarious thing that i have ever seen in my whole entire life...glad i got it on tape, and the prince skit this week was so very good also, i cant wait for next weeks show...Dave, if u are reading this...please add Charlie to ur writing and actor staff weekly...

wob

Fri, 20 Feb 2004 19:40:37 -0500

"What did the 5 fingers say to the face?" SLAP! Bahaha. Speaking as a white guy, Dave Chapelle is one of the funniest acts I have seen in a very long time, I don't think he's offensive at all and I love his perspective on race issues. His stuff is by far the best skit comedy out there right now. "Cocaine is a helluva drug" hahahaha.

eddie

Fri, 20 Feb 2004 15:56:48 -0500

Im diggin my shoes in your COUCH!!!!!BIIITCH

Joe Miller

Fri, 20 Feb 2004 08:46:31 -0500

Chapelle Rules, and Charlie Murphy should be a weekly feature, far as I'm concerned. Also, the quizno's creatures aren't rodents, they're SPONGMONKEYS. Check 'em at www.rathergood.com .

Adam

Fri, 20 Feb 2004 00:42:10 -0500

Charlie Murphy: No kidding. I had no idea he was Eddie's brother until that Rick James skit, biatch. I don't know how I missed the resemblance. Loved him as Tyree in last season's "Mad Real World."

Jen

Fri, 20 Feb 2004 00:01:13 -0500

Yes, the Chappelle spoof of L&O was gold. I love Charlie Murphy, though.

Adam

Thu, 19 Feb 2004 11:48:23 -0500

Looks like you could have switched to Chappelle at 10:30 and still have gotten a L&O hit, what with that CEO/Crack-dealer trading places skit. Bonus: 8 minutes into Chappelle, the Quiznos singing-rodent commercial aired.

doshin

Wed, 18 Feb 2004 14:20:59 -0500

Chapelle is great when he's not overly preachy. Blackzilla is great. But looking at that picture I wonder if he used black(er) face to play Samuel L as he is a bit fairer skinned.

Scott

Wed, 18 Feb 2004 13:34:55 -0500

I'm Rick James, Bitch!

simon

Wed, 18 Feb 2004 13:34:47 -0500

eliciting discofmort is one of the methods of good comedy

I'm Rick James bitch!

Wed, 18 Feb 2004 12:04:30 -0500

Bitches! Come over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy! It's a party!

Ron Mwangaguhunga

Wed, 18 Feb 2004 11:47:49 -0500

the racial draft pick was my favorite Chappelle skit. He's brilliant.

Jason Zada

Wed, 18 Feb 2004 10:31:57 -0500

The R. Kelly skit "Pee on You (http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/play.php?reposid=/multimedia/chappelle/showclips_s1/110_kelly.html)" is one of the funniest things I have seen on TV in many years. He is a brilliant comedic genius.

Gothamist: Dave Chappelle

your son dave

kwista

Stock

blincxz

alek

chris

Treasure

omid

The Hebrew Hammer

jessica

Biggs

RoNaLdO ( from singapore )

Facelift

Drew

HELP

Jay

Trent

Rick James

dave's the man

dave chappelles bitch

dave chappelles bitch

Hulk Hogan

J

ASHY LARRY

swoosh

dontknow

dontknow

Darwing

Jaime

Jaime

Jaime

clin

CORE

Mac

rafael

rafael

rafael

rafael

Adam

Adam

Adam

Laquandra

Steven again

$TeVeN

Controversy

M�� ��G

Dogg

chris

Rick James Bitch!

TDOG

rick james

Serena

lin

danlop

Rick

bob roonie

bob roonie

msambitious

holla

Bizzle

Rick James Bitch!

chris

Skeet

Darkness

nando

nuttshaw

Matt

Helluvadrug

rob

girlwonder

Tat

gail

wob

eddie

Joe Miller

Adam

Jen

Adam

doshin

M�� G