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When Gothamist discusses John Kerry lately, the words "I love that big alien" and "He looks so much like that guy from the Munsters" have been thrown around. Gothamist is pro-alien (though we're scared of Martians hurting the Mars Rover) and pro-television.
Updated: whatevs has its own take on who/what John Kerry looks like.
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ha! this is a much better juxtaposition and Conan's Kerry=Keith Richards. But Fred Gwynne passed away, so it wouldn't have worked so well.
Yes, I was wondering who they were going to put with Kerry during that Conan segment. Keith Richards is all right, but maybe Brad Garrett (Robert from Everybody Loves Raymond) with lots of wrinkles would be good - it's all in the hangdog eyes.
Personally, I think John Kerry looks like one of those angry trees in "The Wizard of Oz"
John Kerry really looks like Bentley from the Jeffersons. That huge jaw and rectangular head. And the bumbling too.
Or Jay Leno, with the hair and big jaw.
A Bloodhound! John Kerry looks like McGruff the Crime Dog.
jen - have you seen all of the Righties usurping our funny commentary to serve Republican buzz?
http://bushcheney2004.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_bushcheney2004_archive.html#107470108349359230
i say no buzz. viva la Kerry!
Finally someone thinks like I do, John Kerry looks like Herman Munster with a Bill Clinton wig!!
He looks like my ass...no wait my ass is only thirty and is beautiful....he looks like the ass of a 75 year old lady....it must be all the years of attempting to accuse his vietnam buddies of war crimes to the U.S. senate..commie bastard.
Here's my tribute to Herman. It's sung to the tune of Jimmy Dean's "Big Bad John"
"Big John
oooh-oooh
Every day at the Senate
You could see him arrive
He stood 6'6 and weighed 105
Kind of narrow at the shoulders
And broad in the hip
And every single day
He’d shoot from the lip
Big John
oooh-oooh
They said he could get real nasty and mean
A lesson that he learned from the Ketchup Queen
One night in Iowa he threw a huge right hand
And sent a Vermont lefty to the promised land
Big John
oooh-oooh
He served his country well
In Viet Nam
But then came back home
And protested the bomb
Big John
oooh-oooh
He learned to be green
From his friend Jane Fonda
So he traded in his Caddy
For an electric Honda
Big John
oooh-oooh
He started exercising
With Hanoi Jane
He lost a little more weight
And then the rest of his brain
Big John
oooh-oooh
He voted against pay raises
For our soldiers
While he sipped his Latte
Because he wouldn't drink Folgers
Big John
oooh-oooh
He had just one message
And told every crowd
I SERVED IN VIET NAM
AIN'T Y'ALL PROUD?
Big John
oooh-oooh
He never stopped ranting
That he was a big war hero
But today's fightin' soldiers
Just call him a zero
Big John
oooh-oooh
His wife would routinely
Kick him in the ass
But he didn't mind
Because her money was a gas
Big John
oooh-oooh
Big John
Big Jo-ohn
Big bad John
oooh-oooh”