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Gothamist like military night vision home video fine, but we think we might like Paris Hilton's actual upcoming Fox television program, The Simple Life, with Nicole Richie better, if the Daily News' David Bianculli's review is any indication: "If you're looking for entertaining television, look no further. I don't know what her sex tape makes her look like, but 'The Simple Life' makes her look like an idiot." Brilliant!
Bianculli also notes after Paris and Nicole (who are left with an Arkansas farm family without their credit cards, cellphones, and other trappings to keep it real) call one of the family boys cute, "Nicole smiles wickedly and says to Paris, 'We should have a threesome with him.'" These girls, always thinking.
Maybe Paris is really just like us: (updated)
- She likes her new technology - Wired is running a new interview ("I want to get a huge, giant, the biggest flat screen you can get") and she has a Nokia 3650 cellphone with video camera. In fact, Paris tells Wired her ideal gift wish: A lie detector to attach to her cell phone. Techies, get your soldering guns ready and try to wow a wacky heiress! [Paris in the December Wired comes out later this week.]
- She has a bad ex-boyfriend - producer-aspring auteur ex-boyfriend Rick Solomon filed a $10 million lawsuit against her [Via Gawker]
- She uses the word "funnest" - She called her one day job at a roller-skating car hop for the Simple Life, "the funnest job ever."
- She's entertaining even in a word document - The sex tape transcription from Scrolldown.
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"These girls, always thinking."
Thank you for my morning laugh.
Now, I like to poke my fun at Ms. Hilton like the rest, but "funnest" is a low blow. I'm aware that it's incorrect but "funner" and "funnest" have pretty much been accepted into the vernacular.
But I do use "funnest."
Looking back I realized that I had misread the posting as being insulting.
That's okay. We're just not dumb enough to leave sex tapes at ex-boyfriends' houses. Especially Jake. Not after last time.
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hi, im really interested in her chanel logo earrings, where can i get em
hi, im really interested in her chanel logo earrings, where can i get em
hi, im really interested in her chanel logo earrings, where can i get em
hey! your my biggest fan in the universe !!!!! please e-mail me! thanks !!!!!!!
email me please i love you you are really sexy
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Dear Paris Hilton, and Nicole Richie. . .
Hi there! How are you? My name is Ashley, I live on a farm with a pool, and have two single GREAT looking brothers (who are both your age). It's fun up here DONTCHYA KNOW! I HOPE YOU COME AND CHILL OUT here with my family and I. we love you two and think you would like it out here. We love your show! "IT's HOT" ha
love Ash
Dear Paris+Nicky i think that you two are really wonderfull(hot)!!! i am 11 years old i am from kuwait and i am a muslime person (if you mind) i think paris Hillton is really great i watched all your movies even the X rated One please mail me BBBBBBBBBBBBByI have for brothers BBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY sexygirls
wow, i think that paris hilton has got to be one of the trashiest human beings out there. Pretty? That would definately not be one of the words I would chose to describe such a skanky whore.
-yannay