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Lloyd Grove says that the new A&F Quarterly, the Abercrombie & Fitch magalog, is finally NC-17 - buyers will need to show ID when buying the $7 magazine full of "naked girls and boys in sexually suggestive poses - even an orgy scene or two (either just getting started or just ending)." Coincidentlally, besides interviews with an actor from The O.C. (the one who doesn't look like Russell or who is Adam Brody) and with Steve "Where are you, Blue?" Burns, A&F Quartlery talks to Nicole Richie and current unwitting NC-17 entertainer, Paris Hilton. They ask if "you guys are on Friendster?"
Nicole: No.
Paris: No, but everyone keeps coming up and asking me that. Theyre'like, "I saw you on Friendster." And I'm like, "What does that mean?" And they're like, "Well, someone is pretending to be you." I don't even know what it is. Everyone tell me I'm in it, and it's so weird. It's really embarrassing.
Nicole: I think it's over the internet. You go on and meet friends online.
Paris: Um - I'm really not that desperate.
The new face of hard-hitting journalism? A&F Quarterly, for sure. The current desperate, embarrassing moment for Paris: The sex tape.
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I've seen the video already. It's pretty spooky because it's shot with a Nightshot camera and her eyes glow. It's like watching Children of the Corn Porn.
i've also had the privilege of watching the WMV file- and i've got these comments:
1. Paris Hilton is a really big, big camera slut- she's all "are you getting my face in the shot" and adjusting her hair to get the right look
2. Paris Hilton is very flexible- she's got this amazing ability to switch positions gracefully, be it getting taken from behind, below, or performing oral sex.
3. Paris Hilton has an amazing body- no one who has seen the video can argue with that.
4. Paris Hilton really, really, really needs to rethink her media strategy- unless she's going for one of this year's AVN Awards
Ha! She is good at changing positions. Not much scooping necessary!
At any rate, I think the old timers might be right after all. Dressing in revealing clothes kills all the mystery. Seeing her naked is almost familiar. You get the feeling you've seen it before.