Facial Analysis of John Kerry

John Kerry dumped his campaign manager today ("How am I trailing a crazy Vermont doctor?") in an attempt to reenergize his campaign. It's been suggested to Gothamist that Kerry's lack of success is due to the fact it looks like his face is melting, so we'll go a step further by calling Kerry the Shar-Pei of the Democratic hopefuls, appearing "independent, snobbish, and standoffish with strangers."

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By Jen Chung in News on November 10, 2003 3:56 PM

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Howard's Dean

He looks like Lurch from the Addams Family.

Anthony

I always thought Kerry looks more like Droopy the Dog than a real dog. But either way, Kerry either needs to get more charismatic or get out. Can he be a good president? Sure. The real question is whether or not he can convince people he really wants it.

Jen

Dean always tries to play off his upbringing, but he's a Park Avenue kid who grew up in the Hamptons. Sure, it's not the Hamptons with the $1000 bottle of Cristal, but he's still a Wasp.

Jake of 8bitjoystick.com

I think that Kerry missed his chance back in 1992 and if he voted No on the Iraq war in 2002 he would have no problem dealing with Dean. Well I don't feel to bad for him when he drops out. He is still a senator and his wife is worth half a billion. She is also quite hot for her age.

Hey Dean was born in New York.