"Sharp little guy."

"He's the worst student we've got."

"What are you, a lawyer?"

"I didn't know we were going to dinner."

"Well, that's because you weren't invited"

"You're like one of those clipper ship captains Max, you're married to the sea."

"Yes that's true; but I've been at sea a long time."

"Yeah, I was in the shit."

"Dear Max, I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them frenching in front of her house, and then I knew for sure when they went skinny-dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other hand jobs, while you were taking a nap on the front porch."

I saved Latin.

My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. My safety's Harvard.