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Looking for Mr. Hawke

Ethan HawkeSwore it was you. I have seen you at Sweet Sue's a few times and I believe today I saw you on 9th street in Park Slope. I've heard from various newspapers that you are no longer with Uma I have to say it is sad to see such an artistic couple no longer together.

If you ever want to grab a drink in the slope e-mail me. - A Craig's List Missed Connection

Free advice: There are legions slouchy, goateed, dirty, cute boys in the city. Many live in Park Slope. Do the math. And Ethan Hawke is persona non grata on Gawker Stalker for being all over Chelsea. More math to do (though there is the F-train...).

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  • Deli Snack

    His moms musta worked late hours, yo

  • vautrin

    He was on 8th and 27th in the early 90s because his mom worked in an office between 28th and 28th on 7th Ave.

    Doesn't mean he wasn't stalking FIT girls, but there were other reasons too...

  • X.O.

    That's because anyone who's spent more than a moment in his presence knows homey don't bathe too frequently. Only when he first started dating Ms. U did he shower, then quickly stopped. Ugh!

  • deli snack

    before he met uma, back in the early '90s, Hawke used to stalk FIT girls. i crashed into him once in a deli on 8th and 27th. he was skulking around the cash register beaming "let's talk" vibes, but i wanted to go drink my seltzer, eat my entenmann's donuts and listen to aaliyah's "at your best, you are love" in peace. and i have no regrets, the guy was smelly.

  • henry

    i'm positive it was me she saw, here, in park slope. i'm hot. i'll give her a call, thanks gothamist.

  • Jen

    Ha ha, Paul. Ha ha.

  • Ethan Hawke is all over Chelsea Clinton?

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