Gothamist: Chirac Cozies Up to Laura Bush

sophie

Tue, 30 Sep 2003 13:09:51 -0500

makes you wonder how he'd try to plant one on jacqueline kennedy had he been around when she visited paris as first lady

Royston

Tue, 30 Sep 2003 13:01:52 -0500

Chirac: Oh yes? So now you want our help? Bush: I know, Jack...but I'm in a bit of a bind with the lefties back home, you know? I really need this. Think of the positive PR! Chirac: OK. Bush: Great! Chirac: On one condition. Bush: Name it! Chirac: Send me Laura. Bush: Damn. You got me.

vhsiv

Tue, 30 Sep 2003 13:01:16 -0500

I hope Laura brought her checkbook with her. UNESCO memberships aren't cheap these days...

Nickelass

Tue, 30 Sep 2003 11:45:10 -0500

George to Laura: "Who is he?!"

Felix

Tue, 30 Sep 2003 11:35:50 -0500

I've got a caption competition going on over at MemeFirst, if you're interested.

Karru

Tue, 30 Sep 2003 11:28:11 -0500

Her smile is so plastic that it will probably add another year to the freeze in diplomatic relations between our two countries.

Matt

Tue, 30 Sep 2003 11:16:36 -0500

I put the wrong link. Low Culture

Matt

Tue, 30 Sep 2003 11:14:14 -0500

Did anyone else get a distinctly Pepe Le Pew vibe?

tien

Tue, 30 Sep 2003 11:06:12 -0500

i think chirac is just looking for another mistress. pink?!? she's a commie!! turn her in to the department of homeland security!!!

me

Tue, 30 Sep 2003 10:58:19 -0500

eww, she's so pale she's pink.

eebmore

Tue, 30 Sep 2003 10:43:50 -0500

Ha! Is anyone else thinking Peppy La Pew?

Sterling

Tue, 30 Sep 2003 10:38:43 -0500

"Waiter, there's a frog on my hand."