Quantcast

Chirac Cozies Up to Laura Bush

2003_9_laurabushchirac.jpg

First Lady Laura Bush visited France to formally usher the U.S. back into UNESCO; the U.S. left during the Reagan era, when we claimed that UNESCO was distributing anti-U.S. propaganda. French President Jacques Chirac took the opportunity to make nice with the First Lady, by giving her extravagant kisses on her hand. Mrs. Bush told reporters, "I think that was just French hospitality," but Gothamist can tell an annoyed/frightened smile from a mile. All we can say is "Hands off our First Lady!" Where was the Secret Service?

Contact the author of this article or email tips@gothamist.com with further questions, comments or tips.

Comments [rss]

  • sophie

    makes you wonder how he'd try to plant one on jacqueline kennedy had he been around when she visited paris as first lady

  • Royston

    Chirac: Oh yes? So now you want our help?



    Bush: I know, Jack...but I'm in a bit of a bind with the lefties back home, you know? I really need this. Think of the positive PR!



    Chirac: OK.



    Bush: Great!



    Chirac: On one condition.



    Bush: Name it!



    Chirac: Send me Laura.



    Bush: Damn. You got me.

  • vhsiv

    I hope Laura brought her checkbook with her. UNESCO memberships aren't cheap these days...

  • Nickelass

    George to Laura: "Who is he?!"

  • I've got a caption competition going on over at MemeFirst, if you're interested.

  • Karru

    Her smile is so plastic that it will probably add another year to the freeze in diplomatic relations between our two countries.

  • Matt

    I put the wrong link. Low Culture

  • Did anyone else get a distinctly Pepe Le Pew vibe?

  • i think chirac is just looking for another mistress.



    pink?!? she's a commie!! turn her in to the department of homeland security!!!

  • me

    eww, she's so pale she's pink.

  • Ha! Is anyone else thinking Peppy La Pew?

  • "Waiter, there's a frog on my hand."

blog comments powered by Disqus

send a tip

tips@gothamist.com